Who Is This Jersey Mike And Why’s He Got So Many Subs

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as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare

Rotating on that dick like it’s a sit n’ spin. Or a hot dog on the hot dog roller

I’m the type of guy who likes jokes and fun. Holler if you want me 🤑

i love trans women so much

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

I 💗 you transfems

I just think it would be so awesome sauce if there was a secret underground commune hidden under an old abandoned subway system that were born without feet and only drank horse milk but sadly this is only a hypothetical PURELY FICTIONAL. DO NOT look for the commune it DOES NOT EXIST and if you try to find it you’ll look really silly and everyone will point and laugh!!! Again not real