Well, I Guess Not Everyone Can Appreciate A Good Tattoo...*he Trails Off As He Realizes Her Sarcasm Is

Old man Hunter you will always be famous

I never said you were, vod’ika 😉

Psst...why is cross being such a baby about the tea? Was it a gross flavor or something?

Oh @toothpick-man is just embarrassed to admit that he loves a good rose green tea. It’s his favorite flavor 😉 but he thinks it’s a little girly, so he hates it being public knowledge. Oh wait, this post is public isn’t it.

May it begin

This is NOT what I meant by that 🤨

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

I figured you would like it Cross. Rose petals suit you 😉

@sergeant-migraine, I did it.

I drank your stupid karking tea. I hope you're happy

The last time I checked the only knives in my bed were my own 👀

Cute animals that are nice to look at…only look at 🤨.

Am I the only one concerned by @kersplosion99's various posts tagged 'pet plans'?

Wait no I thought we said no exploding this time?? @chronically-underpaid back me up here…

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

Face? What face? This face? *starts narrowing his eyes and drawing his brows down into sergeant mode* this is just my face, Wrecker. I don't know what you're talking about 🤨

What would you say was your most memorable experience with your team, Wrecker? Any funny moments to share?

I think the most memorable is probably rescuing Echo. I mean, we met Echo and that was a pretty wild mission. Met Rex, and he's great too!

Most of the BEST funny moments I've been sworn to secrecy on by certain brothers.

*yelling from another room in sergeant mode* TEEEEECHHH! WHAT is going ON in there!

Hunter marches in and stops wide-eyed in the doorway, staring at Tech with tears streaming down his face, Crosshair towering over him with his finger almost poking a hole through Tech’s goggles, and Wrecker looking between the two looking like he could either break down crying himself or start throwing things.

Okay, okay, okay. Everyone take a deep breath. *holds his hands up next to his shoulders and takes a much calmer, soothing tone*

@toothpick-man, give him some space *drags Crosshair by the collar of his shirt to one corner*

@kersplosion99 go sit down, please. *He drops in to a chair next to @echo-in-here who is still giving side eye to everyone in the room*

Tech. I need you to listen to me. I think this has all been blown way out of proportion here.

*Hunter steps a little closer and tilts his head but looks just over Tech’s shoulder so he doesn’t feel the need to maintain eye contact*

Whoever sent this note to you was just trying to being nice, and I think you, in return, were also trying to be nice, yea? But sometimes when you put things a certain way, it can come across a little blunt, even though I know you mean well. And sometimes that hurts people’s feelings even if what you are saying is true.

*looks around at everyone else* I think we’ve all been under a lot of stress and through a lot of changes lately. And that can be difficult to handle sometimes. We’re going to get used to this together, as a team. As a family. Like we always do. We just have to be patient with each other.

*folds arms* I think you all owe each other an apology. And @obviously-99 what do you need from me to help give you some mental space to get back to baseline?

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! 💖💛💖💛💖

I appreciate this, wholeheartedly! Instead of sending it out into inboxes, I physically showed all of my brothers.

They make me happy. They are also a pain in my everything. I'm sure @chronically-underpaid and @echo-in-here would agree.

@formerly-501st @sergeant-migraine @kersplosion99 @toothpick-man