*grunts Both In Surprise And At The Contact Of His Back Unexpectedly Hitting The Ground*

@freelanced then we bring in @kersplosion99. And if that doesn’t work @toothpick-man has a grappling hook on his Firepuncher. Some nights it takes all of us but we corral him eventually.

Look I found footage of a sleep-deprived Tech at 3:00 AM surrounded by his preposterous projects that Hunter and the gang have just walked in on. Crosshair and Wrecker are nearly pissing themselves with laughter.

Hunter, lowkey terrified: TO BED. NOW.

Tech, delirious: *screeches/hisses in defiance*

(Mind you Tech doesn’t remember any of this and he will fervently deny his irrational behavior whenever he wakes even though it becomes a regular occurrence.)

*he winces at the bright sunlight suddenly entering his eyes, as his helmet is knocked off his head after hitting the ground*

*catching his breath and assessing the situation, him on his back, her crouching over him with her vambrace blade at his throat, he slowly grins. She hasn't realized yet that his knife is angled upwards, pointing directly into her ribs. The glint of humor spreads from his mouth to his eyes*

I don't know...do you?

(in response to the previous conversation)

@sergeant-migraine Hmm and who might have taught you that. You seem pretty sure of yourself, perhaps I should put you to the test. *is always up for a fight, as it seems that Mandalorians bond with others like this*

@toothpick-man *annoyed* Oh really, another one? I am truly touched from the bottom of my heart that you are concerned about my well-being, sweetheart.

we have Rambo at home

Rambo at home:

Last (😭!!) Bad Batch eve today. I think the finale is set up to be heart-breaking / bittersweet so let’s have a moment of joy, k? Here’s my attempt on a family pic of them just happily chilling in their S1 outfits as a family of 6!

I haven’t been THIS emotionally invested in a show for years - there are many reasons why I love The Bad Batch and the found family aspect is a big one, so I wanted to just present them this way before we (probably) cry tomorrow.

Epilogue Hunter, except I shaved him because I don't like full beards hahaha.

But here's the bearded one anyway.

And that's a wrap! What a great finale! BAD BATCH FOREVER!!!

I am definitely certain. Do you have something against my new aftershave? What's wrong with cedar trees and citrus oil?

I got an ask that disappeared at some point, about my existential crisis possum mug being wrecked and if I was making another.

this mug, I assume:

I did make a copy of this one, but forgot to take pictures lol. it’s still slowly drying on my shelf

I also carved a canine take on the mug too:

and I made an entirely different existential crisis possum mug just for fun

OMG, it took me a while, but I got this done 👀

"Sensory Overload"

the cavalry has arrived

Meet Renegade Force 99

Hello all!

We're Renegade Force 99, the muns for our AU Bad Batch, Renegade Force 99.

Our members are Hunter (@sergeant-migraine), Tech (@obviously-99), Crosshair (@toothpick-man), Wrecker (@kersplosion99), Echo, and Kix (@chronically-underpaid).

The details of our AU is as follows:

Season 1 followed canon up till the finale. Crosshair still stayed on the platform while the rest of the Batch left. During his time stuck there, he came to realize that not all of Tipoca city had been destroyed, and that some of his brothers were trapped in the rubble.

When he was picked up by the Empire, he made the decision to send out a covert message to Rex, anonymously apprising him of the situation. Rex made his way to Tipoca city with The Bad Batch, working to rescue their brothers (who had begun working to rebuild the city as an underwater stronghold). Over time, the clones work to rebuild this hidden underwater city, and Rex uses this as a base of operations for his rescue missions, bringing all troopers back to the city to be de-chipped when they escape the Empire.

The Batch also returns to New Tipoca City frequently, where they eventually pick up a team medic, Kix, who has escaped from a crashed ship where he was being held captive with the help of his brother, Fives.

Throughout the events of season 2, Crosshair sends covert messages to Rex, giving him warnings, though maintaining his anonymity. During the events of The Outpost, Crosshair fully defects, escaping with the 'body' of Mayday, fleeing to the hidden Tipoca City. Mayday is alive, but barely, and Kix is able to treat him. It takes a while, but Crosshair is re-integrated with his brothers, once again a part of the squad as they go out on missions, but always returning to New Tipoca City. As Crosshair did not need to be 'rescued,' the events of the finale did not occur, and as such Tech did not fall, and Omega is still safely with the batch.