Oh I Haven’t Had It Before At All. You Know I Can’t Handle Slimy Textures. I Just Thought You Would

Thank you for wanting to be helpful brother, really 🙏🏻 you know I appreciate it. And you. Even when I don’t say it.

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

That sounds really nice. What brand do you use, if you don't mind my asking?

From one photosensitive to another:

What kind of sleep mask do you use? If any, that is.

Well, now that you mention it, I have been on the hunt for a better one than what I use currently. When we're on mission some nights I end up just having to pull my bandana down around my face...it does the trick. But as the majority of my senses are on the...sensitive side, I prefer to use the silk sleep masks when I can. They're so much more comfortable.

I'm sorry you deal with this too. It can be a bit of a headache sometimes (literally. My handle is not a metaphor, sadly).

bf❤️

What do you mean this isn’t how the scene went? (Click/tap photo for better quality)

Happy Bad Batch eve, I’m so afraid.

@toothpick-man I did not put @crosshairs-wife up to this, but I wish I could take credit. This is entertaining, please continue

Runs up to Crosshair shoving a microphone in his face

"Is it true you're babygirl?"

@obviously-99 you are always the picture of propriety even at 3am, vod. Now let me just cover your ears for a second…

*whispers to everyone else* that was a terrible night and we do not speak of it. Please I beg of you if you see him with a cup of caf any later than lunchtime come get me. We do not wish to repeat this.

Look I found footage of a sleep-deprived Tech at 3:00 AM surrounded by his preposterous projects that Hunter and the gang have just walked in on. Crosshair and Wrecker are nearly pissing themselves with laughter.

Hunter, lowkey terrified: TO BED. NOW.

Tech, delirious: *screeches/hisses in defiance*

(Mind you Tech doesn’t remember any of this and he will fervently deny his irrational behavior whenever he wakes even though it becomes a regular occurrence.)

Hunter Bad Batch 💀

Idk I just like clones in leather jackets

Absolutely NOT 🤨

Do you think you will get a pet cat? You look like a depressed edgy person and every depressed edgy person needs a random cat they found on the side of the road

I'm also a edgy person and have 2 cats,can really recommend them

I really don't know why everybody thinks I'm in need of a pet. I'm fine. But I support @kersplosion99 plans getting one. Just to see Hunter's face when chaos spreads.

@kersplosion99 it’s okay, Wreck, I’m not mad at you, promise. I just…it’s fine. I think you were trying to help in your own way after our conversation earlier, and I appreciate it, I do, just maybe let’s not have this happen again.

don't worry, daddy's home

Made this a little while ago for @freesia-writes but I didn't release it into the wild.

Translations: We Meat Again, Hunter and Butcher, Surf n Nerf Special, Fambaa Fillets, Kath Shank, Kod'yok Flank, Bantha Brisket, Gamorrean pork sausage