Me:

Regulus: I am sorry I hurt your "feelings"

Sirius: I'd be more comforted if you didn't put 'feelings' in air quotes

The fact that the Weasley twins were born on April Fools honestly gives me life.

Hermione: What are you Ronald,five?

Ron: Yeah,five feet taller than you *snorts*

Hermione:

Ron:

Ron:I'm so sorry,please don't kill me.

Dark academia bitches like the aesthetic of studying until they actually have to study.

It's me. Im bitches.

James: *admiring lily* I'd pay her to slap me

The rest of the marauders: We would too.

hi !! hope you're having a great day/night ♡

i'd tell you to go to hell, but you'd probably feel at home there.

remus lupin to sirius black

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

sirius: i am so happy, i wanna shout it from the rooftop!!

remus: and he has. we've received several complaints.

peter: were we surprised?

james: not really.

Peter : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Sirius : yes

Remus: okay but why did you answer that so quickly