Sirius:i Lost Peter

James: my child is completely fine.

Lily: which one?

James: idk but atleast one of them has to be

{ james was in fact wrong. }

Hermione: What are you Ronald,five?

Ron: Yeah,five feet taller than you *snorts*

Hermione:

Ron:

Ron:I'm so sorry,please don't kill me.

seeing people my own age get shit done should be inspiring but it’s actually so depressing 

THIS IS THE BEST THING HUMANITY HAS MADE

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her

Sirius: you know what they say, shoot for the moon and if you miss atleast you will land one of the stars.

Remus: or suffocate in space, i suppose

But like people who actually take their time to explain you stuff that's actually really easy to understand but you're just dumb are so nice

Me:

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds in*

Parents: iebdwibtifhd

Me: what

Parents: HDJEHDIFNE

Me: what

Me: *takes out earbuds*

Parents:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds back in*

Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir

Me: what

why the hell doesn't Sirius Black, Remus Lupin or James Potter exist?

Stop playing games, universe.

James: we are gonna die!!

Remus: God,I hope so.