According To My Dad The First Time I Watched Merlin Was When It Was Actually Airing On A Saturday And

dan cain x fem reader headcanons!!!!

- herbert gets jealous

- you die

RTC as things my friends have said

Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible

Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?

Mischa: i am not gay

*Like 10 minutes later*

Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?

Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-

Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America

Noel: c'est petit penis

Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine

Ocean: I have social standards you know

Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again

Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available

Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks

Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa

Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man

Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube

Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert

Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder

Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions

Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise

Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess

Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating

Max and David's hug is my favourite frame of television of all time. Nothing else even stands a chance.

middle-aged men🥰

She slayed really hard

I'm at a music competition right now, and look what someone is performing

It's haunting me

ITS 5:48 AND I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA

Okay imagine a red and blue ship you have, now imagine they go to a school dance or a ball ect. With each other. The dilemma is what would they wear? Well-

The blue wears a red suit with a blue tie and white shirt

The red (unintentional or not) wears a blue suit with a red tie and white shirt

Behind every gay person, is a more evil gayer person

Can we have some more hoffstrahm art? It's been like two days, and I'm going through withdrawal

idk