I Lied I'd Like To Add Pregnant Man Seymoure To The List Actually

before i forget

HAPPY APRIL,

FOOLS

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

are you made of tape

yeah

music just doesnt hit the same when youre not depressed enough

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you should be proud. you've done the world a service on this day. do not be sorry

As soon as I heard Karina say this guy was a Tumblr sexy man.... I had to make sure some sexy fan art would exist, I just had to!

I'm so sorry, everyone lmao

I'm proud of this, even though it is THIS.

my balls are unionizing and y'all I'm about to bust

you all don't understand how vindicating the results thus far are for me

Do you pick your nose

Yes

No

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app