“Why Does Batman Need To Be A Billionaire?”

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

That's beautifully written, and makes so much more sense now! I agree with them so much more now 🤣

Batfam As Greek Gods/Goddesses

Kate Kane - Eros

Bruce Wayne - Erebus

Barbara Gordon - Athena

Dick Grayson - Themis

Cass Cain - Persephone

Jason Todd- Thatanos

Stephanie Brown - Psyche

Tim Drake - Atlas

Harper Row - Hephaestus

Duke Thomas - Elpis

Cullen Row - Hebe

Damian Wayne - Ares

@screwlowes hope you like this

Dandy dribbles

Am I working on a dandy AU fic? Yes, I am.

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

There were probably some medieval asexuals that were absolutely insufferable on their moral high horse about it. Like "this modesty shit easy - I haven't lusted over any man ever in my life and only fuck my husband out of duty from God and only so that we have children. I am so much better than any of you hoes."

And some other local goodwife would get sick of this and go "well obviously you don't have time for cock, Maergaret, since you're always too fucking busy choking on your own vanity and pride!" and have a smackfight that progresses into a full-on two-woman brawl in the town square. People gather around to watch this until a clergyman shows up to remind everyone that not only is this kind of brawl between good christians definitely a sin, it's also a sin for everyone who's watching to place bets on who's going to win.

Neurodivergent assassin who very casually uses their weapons as stim.

Turning on and off the safety of their gun. Tapping and spinning their dagger. Watching the poison in the vial move as they flip in and then back.

Nobody says anything because...well they're an assassin.

Turns on safety, presses trigger, turns off safety repeat.

People around them are in constant fear.

Chewing the end of their poison tipped dagger when they try to figure out a plan.

Wash their hands too much cause they don't like how sticky blood is.

However overtime it becomes a weird single to others.

Everyone is anxious trying to figure something out and they hear a little "click click" and it's just slightly calming to know that they have this person there and they are thinking of a plan.

Someone hands them a drink but it flows just a little too weird and they are like, "hmm that's poison" then chuck it because they have built up immunity.

No table that doesn't have something carved into it.

Never a situation where they don't have enough bullets because this person takes out the cartridge and puts it back as stim.

They take apart their guns and put them back over time being crazy fast and efficient with it.

Just give me a neurodivergent assassin/spy.

Not sure what fandom to write for... Need to write a short fanfic

Could you give us some synonyms for big. I know there's giant, huge and massive but I want to see something new

Words to Use Instead Of..."Big"

sizeable

colossal

mammoth

vast

tremendous

monumental

towering

gargantuan

megalithic

outsize

cosmic

massy

ginormous

brawny

stupendous

jumbo

lofty

mega

monstrous

elephantine

titantic

hulking

extensive

humongous

supersize

exorbitant

A helpful suggestion: https://onelook.com/thesaurus/?s=%3Abig (words related to big)

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In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe (can get a bit bleak just a head’s up!)

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.