I Have Apparently Been Summoned

My friend just said 'my moral compass has a magnet in front of it' and I just thought that was absolutely hilarious 🤣

Especially because I had just said she had 'the emotional constitution of a bland soggy noodle' 🤣😅😎

PLEASE watch this. i love chaotic sisters best dynamic in the world

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

TWO GOOD OLD BOYS ‼️‼️ BEHIND THE WHEEL 🚘🛞 CHASING DOWN BAD GUYS🚨❌ IN LUCILLE 🫶🏻🚘

I'm both lol 😭

Of course 🩷 I read it as a beautiful and emotional commentary on life 😃

imagine i put some sad poetry here about not being able to meaningfully help the people important to me in their times of need. i’d write it myself but i have to get back to work

More old doodles

There were probably some medieval asexuals that were absolutely insufferable on their moral high horse about it. Like "this modesty shit easy - I haven't lusted over any man ever in my life and only fuck my husband out of duty from God and only so that we have children. I am so much better than any of you hoes."

And some other local goodwife would get sick of this and go "well obviously you don't have time for cock, Maergaret, since you're always too fucking busy choking on your own vanity and pride!" and have a smackfight that progresses into a full-on two-woman brawl in the town square. People gather around to watch this until a clergyman shows up to remind everyone that not only is this kind of brawl between good christians definitely a sin, it's also a sin for everyone who's watching to place bets on who's going to win.

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.