Screechingsportssludgepaper - Brain Won’t Work :(

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

On the topic of humans being everyone’s favorite Intergalactic versions  of Gonzo the Great: Come on you guys, I’ve seen all the hilarious additions to my “humans are the friendly ones” post. We’re basically Steve Irwin meets Gonzo from the Muppets at this point. I love it. 

But what if certain species of aliens have Rules for dealing with humans?

Don’t eat their food. If human food passes your lips/beak/membrane/other way of ingesting nutrients, you will never be satisfied with your ration bars again.

Don’t tell them your name. Humans can find you again once they know your name and this can be either life-saving or the absolute worst thing that could happen to you, depending on whether or not they favor you. Better to be on the safe side.

Winning a human’s favor will ensure that a great deal of luck is on your side, but if you anger them, they are wholly capable of wiping out everything you ever cared about. Do not anger them.

If you must anger them, carry a cage of X’arvizian bloodflies with you, for they resemble Earth mo-skee-toes and the human will avoid them.

This does not always work. Have a last will and testament ready.

Do not let them take you anywhere on your planet that you cannot fly a ship from. Beings who are spirited away to the human kingdom of Aria Fiv-Ti Won rarely return, and those that do are never quite the same.

Basically, humans are like the Fair Folk to some aliens and half of them are scared to death and the others are like alien teenagers who are like “I dare you to ask a human to take you to Earth”.

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

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You know what I hate? When people tell me to “get your facts straight”

I am not putting my facts through conversation therapy for your sake smh

Just accept them for who they are…

i adore when people have diy blorbos. like they made an oc and went "oh this little freak Rules" and they just dont shut up about them. i think its fantastic i love it so much

how to grow the fuck up

The number eight (8) is purple

Wha5 do you mean that’s just a headcanon? I know that number personally

It's insane that the single most complete and lucid collection of graduate-level physics texts available is entirely free and self-published by one dude from Cambridge. Like, look at this fucking page! I guarantee you every one of those lecture notes is among the best ever written on its subject. In a few cases, they're practically the only ever written, like the one on the quantum Hall effect I'm working through right now.

This man puts Landau and Lifschitz to shame.