With Stroke Going On And Everyone Catching Up On Shows/movies They Couldn’t Watch

Colin oh no. Oh no Colin. Stop please. Don't make me mute the TV.

but who cares? it's just us

please please PLEASE reblog this if you care

Doot doot me weather boy

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

It's truly fucked up how ancient Ancient Egypt really is. Like, the New Kingdom period of Egyptian history ended in the 11th century BC, and that's the one they call the New Kingdom. King Tut's reign was one thousand years before the time of Cleopatra. The Great Pyramid of Giza was older to the Romans than the Romans are to us. Ancient Egypt is just fucked up old and it blows my mind every time I think about it.

I will probably make another one

Edit: i did

What the fuck is up with the American advertising system I'm very uncomfortable.

Like what is with this BK burger branded by some random dude. Also why do y'all write 8p and not 8pm? Y'all lazy?

These guys are so petty over everything their rule is gonna be a shitshow.

I wonder if they will do anything about Garrett, that guy who got blamed for the vampire baby. I don't think they will but it would be cool. Gotta love Bautista.

For anyone interested, this may or may not be a link to a drive folder with the whole wwditscu, the what we do in the shadows cinematic universe (aka the wwdits movie, the show and Wellington Paranormal) and with English subtitles! You're welcome

Weeding night, I mean we all knew he'd been dead for a while but

I should note I have never had the bottom row creams my family refused to buy em also what the fuck are y'all talking 'bout gettin ice cream at school that is one of the most bougie school experiences I've heard. The fanciest thing we were ever given by school was a single Maryland cookie and a glass of orange juice at the end of the school year.

Also fuck everyone who disrespects white Magnums I don't care if they are overpriced they are the only thing between a child and a life devoid of colour.

ok here is the link to the template for the ice cream ranking, hit me with your worst takes