Guillermo Travelling Around The World When There Was Still Soil In The House Is Wild. Like They Had Big

Welcome. You must stretch before you dance read this.

Nandor is looking so sad. I feel it. I also feel Guillermos desperation.

Colin Robinson trying to prod and then being burned is a brilliant moment.

Lazlo reacting to being dissed is me when I get called heartless or scary. "Thank you".

Nandor is following the traditional routes to deal with depression I see. Longing. Sex. A brief moment of joy. And then, the slumber.

WTF is that thotty outfit Nandor. You look like your mom bought you a Halloween costume that's too big for you.

Colin, this is a brilliant idea. Lie your arse off. I hope it works.

The first vampire is not an important person? Damn that's rough.

Wait, is it actually Colin's 100th. How is it only 100. I thought he would be much older.

Lazlo and Colin are best friends and I love that for them.

He even knows that the Hamster Dance is his favourite song. Platonic love right there.

I recognise Dominicas' actor but I cannot think of his name it. It's the evil guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks. He was in Megamind too I think as Minion. I gotta search that up.

DAVID CROSS MAH MAN!

OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS. ITS BULLOCK. ACTUAL FUCKIN DETECTIVE BULLOCK. THE TRAILER PARK TRASH FROM THEORY OF A DEADMANS BEST SONG. DETECTIVE MURPHY MY MAN.

I love Donal Logue. He is great. He has a trans daughter and we love that so much he is so accepting. I love Nadja being so fangirly too.

Donal just 'going with the lifestyle' is honestly such a powerful and relatable statement we love.

Chicken buggies with spaghetti is such a good meal I want it in my mouth now. Fuck ranch though.

Vampires turn to ash when they die normally. It's not very often we have seen an actual vampire corpse. Like what is she hoping to see.

Guillermo. You have seen one of the most impressive penises in the vampiric world. Care to explain?

Guillermo having a scared gay crisis in the corner while they decide if Nandors member is average is just such feeding for the ship. Nandermo is the queer ship on TV RN and they just keep on getting fed.

Lazlo speech? Lazlo speech. A dull man who we love very much.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Lazlo loves Colin. Platonically. I hope. Their friendship is adorable.

OH NO! GODS NO! NOT COLIN! DON'T TAKE MY BOY.

I don't want Colin to go. He's my keychain for a reason.

Young, dumb, and full of cum. Yes Colin, you truly are. ;).

Oh that is disgusting. I am so sorry Colin Robinson. I will miss you dearly.

I will be in mourning for the rest of this week. Tears will be spilled (internally).

a few great films that are free on the internet archive

in decent quality too!

here is the archive collection of these films so you can favorite on there/save if desired.

links below

black girl (1966) dir. ousmane sembene

the battle of algiers (1966) dir. gillo pontecorvo

paris, texas (1984) dir. wim wenders

desert hearts (1985) dir. donna deitch

harold and maude (1973) dir. hal ashby

los olvidados (1952) dir. luis bunuel

walkabout (1971) dir. nicolas roag

rope (1948) dir alfred hitchcock

freaks (1932) dir. tod browning

frankenstein (1931) dir. james whale

sunset boulevard (1950) dir billy wilder

fantastic planet (1973) dir. rené laloux

jeanne dielman (1975) dir. chantal akerman

the color of pomegranates (1969) dir. sergei parajanov

all about eve (1950) dir. joseph l. mankiewicz

gilda (1946) dir. charles vidor

the night of the hunter (1950) dir. charles laughton

the invisible man (1931) dir. james whale

COLLECTION of georges méliès shorts

rebecca (1940) dir. alfred hitchcock

brief encounter (1946) dir. david lean

to be or not to be (1942) dir. ernst lubitsch

a place in the sun (1951) dir george stevens

eyes without a face (1960) dir. georges franju

double indeminity (1944) dir. billy wilder

wild strawberries (1957) dir. ingmar bergman

shame (1968) dir. ingmar bergman

through a glass darkly (1961) dir. ingmar bergman

persona (1961) dir. ingmar bergman

winter light (1963) dir. ingmar bergman

the ascent (1977) dir. larisa shepitko

the devil, probably (1977) dir. robert bresson

cleo from 5 to 7 (1962) dir. agnes varda

alien (1979) dir. ridley scott + its sequels

after hours (1985) dir. martin scorsese

halloween (1978) dir. john carpenter

the watermelon woman (1996) dir. cheryl dune

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

This season is so fucking hype I can't wait.

Its gonna be so good!

HOW AM I JUST NOW LEARNING that there's a 90s cartoon about a crossdressing vigilante hunting down zombies who looks like THIS:

with the goons in question being led by a little kid who uses 'YOU FOOLS' in every other sentence named JOSE VON REICHTER.

JOSE

VON

GODDAMN

REICHTER

who looks like THIS:

AND the animation of FLIPPIN' Trigger!?

Was ANYONE going to tell me??

the pitt on twitter part 1 (part 2 here, part 3 here)

Lookin through my gallery and just

I can't sleep from hype so have some badly-made memes.

Illegally livestreaming the premiere of What We Do In The Shadows and seeing the 41 other people enjoying the random intercuts with Venom that keep showing up for some reason is a beautiful experience.

It's already amazing I have missed this show so much!!!!!

Also WTF are some of these American ads is this Arbys sandwich supposed to be attractive to me.