Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”
Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”
INTJ, INTP - Someone who can bring warmth to their coldness, light to their darkness, happiness to their depression, but also someone who understands how important the cold, the dark, and the depression is to them.
ENTJ, ESTJ - Someone who can challenge them, keep them entertained and interested yet keep them in their place.
INFP, ISFP - Someone who understands how complicated and simple they are, someone who doesn’t try to fix them or makes sense of them but just embraces them.
ENFP - Someone who takes everything they aspire to be and help them make it a reality, someone who makes them understand that dreams are great but accomplishments are better. Someone who acts like a mirror to them, makes sure they don’t go off the tracks yet, enjoys getting lost within them.
INFJ, ENFJ - Someone who makes them smile without hiding a frown within, someone who brings out the real them no matter how difficult
ESTP, ISTP, , ESFP - Someone who can ride with them to no place in specific yet always knows where to go when things get too overwhelming
ISTJ - Someone who makes them read beyond the words and helps them see beyond the facts and the rules, someone who adds paint to their canvas
ENTP - Someone who takes all the hate and highlights all the positives, someone who is able to truly talk to them and challenge them
ISFJ, ESFJ - Someone who doesn’t need help from them, someone who helps them find what they want for themselves
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
INTPs
yep pretty much
You’re all going to kill me but I don’t specially like summer. Let me explain. I like not having to study, good weather and being able to do whatever I want. But if I stay in my city I get extremely bored. I need to be continuously doing new things, talking to different people, I need excitement. I don’t even like going out with my friends because it’s all the time the same thing. I mean, I love them but I’d like to meet new people or at least have different plans with the ones I know instead of just hanging out in the street. I feel like this city suffocates me, it’s too small, I feel trapped. I kinda prefer when I have class because I have more things to do and I get distracted. It’s okay to have free time but too much is really tiring if you don’t know to spend it.
type 1: "I have the moral high ground. I need to make sure all of my actions are justifiable."
type 2: "If I am loving, I will be loved back. If I don't go the extra mile to meet others' needs, I won't be."
type 3: "I am the most competent and impressive because others don't work as hard to succeed as I do."
type 4: "I deserve to be victimized. Others reject me because there is something wrong with me."
type 5: "Withdrawing until I arrive at a complete understanding will compensate for my vulnerabilities."
type 6: "If I stay vigilant and observe who is the most trustworthy, I can stave off danger and loss."
type 7: "I'll stay positive and keep my mind stimulated, because dwelling on pain and fear is pointless."
type 8: "I have the most strength and grit; I need to make sure nothing poses a threat to me or those I protect."
type 9: "Whether or not I am okay with what's happening, I need to avoid provoking conflict and unease in others."
me about to show a genuine emotion to another human being
enfp: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
entp: That's physically impossible.
enfp: *cups entp's face* Are you sure?
entp: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.
The world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those who feel.
Horace Walpole (via netifesi)
NTPs be like
NTs: I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?
Person: Yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life.
NTs: Do you?
Person: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?
MY LIFE