Shoutout To That Ex That You Never Actually Dated But When Y'all Stopped Talking It Felt Just Like A

ENTPs are great masters of tricks and deceits, often more than ESTPs, and what’s more they do it in a very skilful manner. ENTPs are masters of arrangement and sharp psychoanalysts, able to foresee exactly how others can react to a situation. They can turn the whole world against you, if you are not careful. ENTPs also have the unique ability to make a deal with their conscience. They can successfully justify almost any wrong doing, thus ensuring that they will sleep well at night.

yoga instructor: clear your mind from every thought, leave it blank and relax

my entp ass: ok but how do i do that? how do i leave it blank? do i just think about the color white? but the color white is a pencil, i cant believe pencils are just charcoal inside wood, and wood and charcoal both come from trees, nature is truly amazing we need to stop global wa

You know you’re an ENTP when life is just one existential crisis after another for you.

The types in highschool

The bullies: estp, estj, entj

The don't care squad: intp, entp, istp

The just wants to be liked squad: infj, esfp, esfj, enfp, infp, isfj, enfj

The too school for cool squad: istj, isfp, intj

what’s the mood for february?

yep

You know you're an ENTP when #145

- You know how many times I have to hold myself from talking in the movie theatre or while watching tv with others… and if I’m quiet in there, then I want to talk about it afterwards.. other people just walk away from it like nothing happened.. and I’m thinkin c'mon people that was so interesting, let’s talk about it and pull it apart and put it back together again!??!!

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

INTPs

story of my life

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded

enfp: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

entp: That's physically impossible.

enfp: *cups entp's face* Are you sure?

entp: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.