Me @ Me 24/7: Are We Really Doing This Rn 

IT’S SO HARD TRYING TO LET YOU GO BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T BOTHER SAYING GOODBYE YOU JUST TOOK MY HEART AND FUCKING LEFT.

has this happened to you? (via ashleymacleanblog)

Stupid enfp

(via entpalloverme)

:(

The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.

what's your job?

minding my damn business. we always hiring.

INTJ; ENTJ; ENTP; INTP: But I was trying to be nice!

INFJ; ENFJ; ENFP; INFP: Breaking news: you failed. Try harder. 

enneagram & unconscious beliefs that are holding them back

type 1: "I have the moral high ground. I need to make sure all of my actions are justifiable."

type 2: "If I am loving, I will be loved back. If I don't go the extra mile to meet others' needs, I won't be."

type 3: "I am the most competent and impressive because others don't work as hard to succeed as I do."

type 4: "I deserve to be victimized. Others reject me because there is something wrong with me."

type 5: "Withdrawing until I arrive at a complete understanding will compensate for my vulnerabilities."

type 6: "If I stay vigilant and observe who is the most trustworthy, I can stave off danger and loss."

type 7: "I'll stay positive and keep my mind stimulated, because dwelling on pain and fear is pointless."

type 8: "I have the most strength and grit; I need to make sure nothing poses a threat to me or those I protect."

type 9: "Whether or not I am okay with what's happening, I need to avoid provoking conflict and unease in others."

Socializing as an ENTP

-Being nice, charming and finding everyone great and magical one minute -Turning into an irritable douche and being cynical about everyone thirty seconds later

Why do we love the people that rejects us and reject the people that loves us?

me: *is born*

me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,

What the enneagrams are thinking

1: what the fuck this mother fucker right here I swear I won’t say anything but I AM SO PISSED

2: man why doesn’t everyone want to TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE?

3: I will be better. I must be better. Better than you. Better than me. Better better better

4: I am different and therefore better. These people are sheeple

5: *abstract shapes floating through space* AHA. I UNDERSTAND IT ALL NOW!

6, phobic: there are so many people so many things where are my blankets I feel UNSTABLE

6, counterphobic: *high pitched non stop screaming*

7: I wanna do a line. 10 lines. Not enough. Tomorrow I’ll fly to Bulgaria. Maybe Ireland. Nvm I know I’m just gonna chill w my pals

8: I want to shred this person’s liver and make bruschetta out of it for my girlfriend and I to eat at brunch

9: HAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m not angry I am chill, chill man chill I AM SO NICE

ME

TBH ENTP #110

I take every opportunity to insert lyrics into normal conversation because sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME…