IT HAPPENED

hyv did this on PURPOSE

Happy bday Heizou… you’re looking… very submissive and ready- I MEAN… so handsome aha😅

happy birthday hashirama hahahaha (づ￣ ³￣)づ

I STILL HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT

how to u put a link in text i’m trying to post pt 2

AH

THANK YOU ALL SM AHH 💞💞

In your Genshin NSFW HC post (part 2 in particular), you mention Kazuha being a little perv who would cum in his pants from being slapped… I request this to be expanded on now LOL

Just imagine him on his knees looking up at you with those poor, needy puppy dog eyes just begging to be slapped ashdkflfjdhsi

warnings: nsfw, MINORS DNI, slapping, stalking(?), perversion , kazuhas a freak lol, obsession, dacryphilia(? he cries idk)

notes: i love perv! kazuha you don't understand!! i orignially had something else to write about in the works but this ask is way too delicious to pass up <33

perv! kazuha is such a little freak <33 i imagine he’s a bit like how i perceive childe, a little bit too obsessed with you, and a sucker for pain.

perv! kazuha probably strokes his cock to pictures of you that you didn’t even know he took, imagining you were there with him.

perv! kazuha watches you fight from behind a tree, admiring the way your body moves. you can feel him staring at you but you think nothing of it. little do you know, the little perv his humping the tree, completely enthralled with your sweaty body.

perv! kazuha doesn’t even stop when you catch him. in fact, he quickens his pathetic thrusts as you watch him, degrading and calling him every name in the book for being such a weirdo.

perv! kazuha who begs you for even the smallest bit of physical contact. he looks up at you with glossy eyes, pleading for you to do something, anything so he can get off.

perv! kazuha cums in his pants almost immediately when you slap him. his back arches as he soils his pants, tears falling down his cheeks in fat globs as he mumbled small words of appreciation.

perv! kazuha who had waited for this moment since the day he met you, crawls up to you after such a harsh orgasm and latches onto your leg, begging you to hit him again.

perv! kazuha who won’t leave you alone until you do, moaning out with each strike.

perv! kazuha feels himself coming closer to yet another orgasm after just a few slaps, the lingering sting on his cheek fading into pleasurable feel.

perv! kazuha who felt himself dizzying and almost falling over, completely drunk off of your touch, even if it was a few hits.

perv! kazuha who makes a mess of himself once again as you step on his cock, finishing inside his pants once again.

perv! kazuha completely ignores the uncomfortable feel of his dirtied pants and looks up at you with tear stained cheeks and a large grin, collapsing against the tree in his own filth.

perv! kazuha who watches you even more closely from that point on, completely and utterly obsessed with you.

Bedside Manner … 🩻

🥼You’re not feeling so good, let them take care of you 🩺 Gn!reader x Dottore, Baizhu, Tighnari, Albedo and Thoma 🥣

When you enter his lab, hacking loudly, clutching your head, Dottore assumes you’re just being dramatic. It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve come to him with false aches and pains in order to get his attention. However, as one of his clones so politely announced: “Damn, you look like shit” he decided to actually give you a proper once over. Sure enough, you did look like shit. You looked like you’d been stomped on by a sumpterbeast. “For celestia’s sake…” Prime grumbles as he takes you by the arm, practically dragging you back up the stairs you’d just came down, back down the hall you had struggled to walk, just to plop you gracelessly onto the bed in his personal quarters. He asked you a series of questions, mentally noting your answers as he stripped your damp clothes off. Had you been outside? Foolish... Your head was pounding, your throat was sore, your neck and shoulders hurt- honestly your whole body was sore and tired. Dottore inspected the inside of your mouth and determined you had strep throat. You whine as he delivers the diagnosis “Do something, my throat is killing me!” “Yes, yes- I know it is. If you’d let go of me, I’d be able to fetch some medicine for you. You won’t like it though, it tastes awful” he was correct, it did taste awful. Even though he complained about missing work or possibly running behind on reports, he sat by your bedside for the rest of the night. Clones filtered in and out, delivering paperwork for him to complete as he sat and others brought medicine n food for you both. Dottore could be a little soft when he wanted to be…

Baizhu sighs as he removes the thermometer from your mouth, holding up by the light so he can see. “My my, it seems you have a fever. And a high one, at that.” He clicks his tongue, setting the tool aside, tucking you back in. You were certainly ill, you had chills despite your high temperature and wanted nothing more than to go back to sleep beneath your pile of blankets. “Poor darling… You look so pitiful” It’s true, you’re shivering- you should have listened when he said to avoid commissions out in the cold rain. But, as your doctor and your lover, it’s his duty to care for you. Baizhu let Gui handle the pharmacy today while he cared for you- his most favorite patient <3 His time was spent fetching water for you, periodically giving you various herbal medicines and, in an attempt to help soothe you, he sat in bed with you to play with your hair and massage your achy shoulders. He likes watching over you, taking care of you when you need him. It gives him a purpose. There’s been plenty of times where you’ve coddled him while he suffers through flare up’s of his own. Our lovesick sweetheart enjoys returning the favor when you need it. It’s nice to be relied on <3

Tighnari sighs in disapproval as you reject the breakfast he made you. You insist you feel too nauseous to even think about the sugary pastries he’s attempting to tempt you with, you close your eyes and bury your face in your pillow to avoid the sweet smell. The night before, you’d eaten a mushroom that looked familiar. A light brown one with curly top, one you’ve seen plenty of times! However, because it was dark, you hadn’t seen it was orange and not brown. That mushroom had in fact been poisonous- not to the extent that it would kill you but to the extent that you couldn’t get out of bed due to your stomach ache. “I told you to be careful. How many times must we go over which fungi is edible and which are not?” Tighnari clicks his tongue, setting the platter of food aside. You feel the bed dip as he sits beside you and a warm, fluffy tail wraps it’s way around your waist protectively “I’ll take pity on you just this once. I’ll stay home to keep an eye on you… But you’re forbidden from eating any mushrooms without showing them to me first, okay?” You know that he’s just putting on a front, he is worried about you. And you know from experience that this will likely happen again in the future…. You know that you should take his advice and point the shrooms out to him next time before scarfing them down ;-;

Albedo has never fallen ill himself but he’s seen enough sick people to know when something is wrong. That and the fact that he’s been around you almost every day for years now, it isn’t hard for him to notice how tired you seem, how your eyes droop shut as you stand or how your face flushes with fever. He stares at you with a doubtful expression as you attempt to convince him that you’re ‘fine’… That excuse never works on him. Before you can argue any more, Albedo drapes his coat over your shoulders and offers- no, demands, to take you home. That’s how you find yourself in a cocoon of blankets, a mug of hot chocolate clutched between your cold hands. Within the cocoon, Albedo subtly smiles to himself. He likes taking care of you, he enjoys making you stay in bed all day with him. It isn’t often that the chief alchemist can have a day off, he’s going to use your illness as an excuse to stay home as long as he can. Not that he’ll admit that. Instead, he’ll him and rest his hand on your face ‘Mm… still signs of a fever. Perhaps we rest one more day just to be sure’ ‘Bedo, it’s been four days I wanna go back to work’

Thoma is the supreme worry wart. He’s bound to make himself sick too with how much he’s fretting about- making food, doing extra laundry, asking a billion questions, all of which is for your comfort of course. He can’t help it, he just hate hate hates seeing you so weak and tired. You even find yourself comforting him on occasion. “Thoma, I told you I’m fine. You don’t have to go through the trouble of-“ Your boyfriend is having none of that, he simply interrupts you to assure you that: “It isn’t any trouble at all! I don’t mind!” One way to get him to stop pacing around is sighing… sighing again… groaning in discomfort… He’s on you in an instant, asking if there’s anything he can get you, anything at all he can do! “You can come warm me up. I’m awfully cold :( I could use a big, strong, pyro wielder right about now” That’s really all it takes for his resolve to crumble. He’ll gladly slip into bed beside you, snagging his vision off of his belt to press between your chilly hands, his own hands on top of yours. Maybe you could even coax him into a nap too in order to sleep off this nervous energy…

please tag your posts with more than just genshin smut, maybe nsfw or something please? blocking so many people is a hassle that could be avoided if 18+ blogs tagged their posts better

smut and nsfw are like.. the same thing though.. idk im kinda confused but sure? just block and move on imo

FFS WHY WONT MY ABOUT ME COOPERATE

diluc is my whore.

genshin men nsfw hcs

read part 2!!

warnings: nsfw, MINORS DNI, rough sex,temperature play, edging, bdsm, somnophilia, dacryfilia, heat, breeding kink, yandere ment, drug use, blood & knife ment, spit kink, body worship, praise kink, pregnancy ment, all in all a ride

note: i have gross thoughts so here are all of them

diluc

HA

AHAHA

😈😈

ok let’s be real, diluc is packing

BET MONEY it’s like 8 inches MAX

AND ITS THICK so imagine the burn 😈😈

is probably a gentle fucker but MAYBE he’d dick u down rough if u ask politely

idk why but i feel like diluc is a virgin

virgin diluc too scared to hurt u during sex

probably tries not to moan bc he thinks it’s embarrassing

he’s all for hearing u moan tho

i bet diluc is the kinda guy to cry a lil bit even if he’s dom

WAIT CRYBABY SUB DILUC

that sounds so heavenly actually omg

all n all i think sex with diluc is pretty vanilla unless u take charge and tell him to fuck u till u cant breathe

kaeya

WHORE

ok but fr i don’t think kaeya is as much of a whore as people say he is

like he’s PROBABLY had sex but i don’t think it’s often

mainly bc he’s a KNIGHT he got shit to do

he cant be having sex every 2 seconds

anyway, kaeyas cock is probably a LITTTLE bit smaller than dilucs

maybe like 7.5 inches?

it’s fat though dw 🙏🏾

kaeya is probably the kinda guy to like temperature play

can u imagine him making his hands cold and abusing ur nipples

he would be so MEAN

he would LOVE edging omg

it doesn’t matter if it’s to you or himself

SOMEONE will not be cumming for a while.

bdsm kinda guy

he thinks u would look so pretty in ropes it’s like u dressed up just for him

sex with kaeya is like a punishment.. but a good punishment…

albedo

lil freaky fuck

experimental as hell (obviously)

will definitely get u to drink an aphrodisiac

doesn’t even call it sex he’s like “bby come over i need to run tests on the human body ykyk”

like cmon now just say sex 😕

YKW

PROBABLY DID SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES ONCE

i bet his dick is like.. not even that big..

probably like 4 inches..

not even fat

but it still gets the job done

half the time he doesn’t even need to take it out to get u to cum

i bet he rarely actually fucks u and he either uses some weird science thing to do it for him or he puts his hands and tongue to good use

this man is a WHOLE freak i bet he’s such a perv

he sniffs ur underwear i do not care

freaky ass

thoma

VANILLA

literally i can not see this man fucking u hard

sex with him is just romantic and passionate and all that shit

his dick probably stands at a nice ol 6 inches

probably skinny too

pencil dick ass

i just feel like he couldn’t even choke u if u asked

he probably would barely even try to mark u

he’ll MAYBE suck on ur neck but biting is a whole other convo

he probably likes it up the ass too tbh

either peg him or stick ur dick in him and fuck him till he cant think

idk malewife soft sex sounds nice

fuck him while he’s cooking

do it it’d be funny

zhongli

AHAHAHAAHAH

AHHAA

FAT ASS COCK

it’s MASSIVE

and it’s got lil ridges n spikes n shit cus hes a dragon n all that

cock big i’m telling u it’s a 10 incher i saw it myself believe me

grandpa hung

AND ITS FAT

can u imagine him getting hard in public id feel so bad

the best part is.

THERES TWO!!

whether u have 3 holes or 2, u WILL be taking both dicks

i can see zhongli being really delicate with u

like treating u all fragile

there was like this one fic i read and it was like yandere zhongli and he treated u like he had all power over u and all that and ur job was to sit there and look pretty

and he would like fuck u while u sleeping sometimes (IT WAS CONSENSUAL) and he would dumb u down a lot but he was never really aggressive and

BC OF THAT FIC THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY WAYS I CAN SEE ZHONGLI NOW 😠

what if..

what if he goes into heat..

certified west coast kitty cat killer…

SAY GN LMAOO

he will tear u UP

and it’ll be multiple rounds too

AND THE BREEDING OH THE BREEDING

it doesn’t even matter if u can have kids or not ur gonna be FULL

that man will tear u up ong

xiao

NOW

xiao actually i could see being gentle too…

probably bc he’s too scared to really hurt u

but when he gets used to u and u FINALLY convince him to be a little rougher

ur fate is sealed u did that to urself.

RELENTLESS

he will destroy u

the LITERAL definition of “all up in ur guts”

it’s like an art form

i think he’d still be scared to hurt u so he probably wouldn’t mark u, choke u, etc

ur getting dicked down hard as hell though

now.. i can see his dick being big.. but at the same time.. small..

i’m gonna leave u to decide the length i’m stuck between the two

sub xiao definitely exists

fuck him but be GENTLE.

he will not like it if u hurt him

btw aftercare with him is always the best part

i feel like he’d be a great hugger so he’s probably really comfortable to cuddle with

but yea sex with him is gonna be mainly vanilla

ajax

NOWWWW 🥴🥴

sadomasochist

he gets hard when u spar quit playing wit me

lil freaky fuck

probably has a blood and knife kink tbh

idk when u spar with him the blood in his mouth be tasting a lil too good

his dick is probably long

not diluc long but maybe at 7 inch

a litttlle bit fat too

he loves marking

will literally bite into ur neck really hard on purpose just for ur blood

let’s be honest

this man is probably DISGUSTING

probably has a spit kink too

nasty ass

if ur not into pain don’t fuck him

he will rarely ever be gentle

ofc he has his moments

but most of the time it’s gonna be hell

sub ajax will be on his knees BEGGING for u to hit him

step on him, choke him, cut him up, do SOMETHING

or leave him there to fend for himself (but best believe he WILL get up and chase after u)

he’s very vocal

does not care who’s around him

the minute y’all get to fucking he’s louder than u 💀💀

all in all sex with ajax is an acquired taste

kaedehara kazuha

ok.

it’s very romantic

very very romantic

but ykw that’s a lil boring so my hc is he’s also a perv

like doesn’t even try to hide it perv

LMFAOO IM SORRY I JUST SEE HIM LIKE THAT A LIL!!

probably gets off to the thought of u

cummin in his pants when u slap him

ok that’s a hc to go deeper into another time

i’m not even gonna lie his dick is like 5 inches

and it’s only a LITTLE fat

disappointing ass 😕

but don’t worry he kinda like mastered fucking u

kazuha is a more traditional kind of guy imo so the sex is all sloww and sensual and synonym

after a nice lil date he takes u home, treats u nice, maybe a lil massage, and BAM sex

he can BE rough but he’s mostly gentle

worships the fuck out of ur body

praise kink to the max

wouldn’t ever even THINK about degrading u

ur his god/goddess

arataki itto

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

BIG ASS DICK ONGG

that oni blood run STRONG

dick is a GOOD 10 inch

maybe even 11

heavy balls for breeding 🙏🏾🙏🏾

prepare to CHOKE ON IT

just like zhongli’s his has lil ridges n shit huhuhu

take the entire thing

actually it might not even fit all the way

he will MAKE IT FIT

“i cant take it!!” u can and will sorry

he probably doesn’t even fuck much though

but when he does…

ROUGH AS HELL

will mark your ENTIRE body

bite u EVERYWHERE, scratch u up a lil till ur bleeding,

he gets INTO IT

and he can go on for SOOOO LONG

he’ll overstim u on accident he’s sorry

he’s really not

and when he’s MAD

see u on the other side ig..

ladies he will abuse ur cervix i apologize on his behalf

ladies he will also go to both holes without warning get ready for that

he cums so much omg

that bulge in ur stomach with either be his child or his cum

oni dick is POWERFUL.

editing this to say him and xiao having piercings on their dicks thank you goodbye