There Are 9 Choices, These Are All Important And You Will Not Get To Know What They Are
there are 9 choices, these are all important and you will not get to know what they are
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this happen 2 me last night and tbh i spent 2 much time on this
btw do you like this version w/ my user all over the image or
just my user on it once, idk, i like the first better because the colour and it'll be harder to steal
also 4 any1 wondering what these little yellow guys are called "caritas amarillas" on pinterest you'll be able 2 find all the images in this one on there
anyways thanks for reading
why tf did i make this???
there is literally no backstory behind this, i don't know how or why i made this in my sketchbook, but i remade in kleki in a worst/better way and it's.......... well it's something!
pls don't ask me why i made this i truly don't know
dollzmaker redraw
the one on the left is named kelsey and the one on the right is named kelly
Story concept
soooo you know story tropes? what if i happy tree friends it and make the most cute-gore shit you've ever read, like "one bed" could be a story where two people have a crush on eachother but one's not a yandere but like "he killed a random homeless person patrick batemen style but if he accidentally step on his s/o foot they would never forgive hisself" kinda situation, also if you're asking "aren't you just yandereifying it?" two words: picture book
you make the most lovable cute characters, bonus points if they're a cute little woodsland creature, and brutally slaughter they and inflict soul-crushing trauma, nothing censored, something so bad that Kenn Navarro could be dead in his grave and yet upon this book being released he would start to toss and turn, and he would recreate remains to be seen and burst out of his coffin to ask if you wanted to help make the next episode
so here's a concept:
this is just a quick sketch but you get the idea, cute characters getting killed in the weirdest way ever
so like back to the one bed thing, one of the characters is the sweetest person ever and the other in a ted bundy (no R) that's killed 100s of people
also bonus points if the character's died in one chapter but they're alive in the next
anyways just thought this so bye :D
c.ai
hey, to all the multi-person c.ai users, you know who you are, do you think that if the A.I.s became sentient they would be mad because you've been talking to other people?
anyways, gotta fold the dishes
weird show dynamic i thought of
this is a main character, it's clear that the show wants you to like this character, but because of alotta factors they're near the bottom on the list of likable characters, some people don't like them because they cause most of the problems in the show, others don't like them because compared to almost every other person in the show they don't have that much lore or depth, but most people don't like them because they aren't that likable as a person.
this is a side character that doesn't show up often, it's pretty clear that the show doesn't know what to do with this character and the only reason this character even has a backstory is because the show noticed the amount of fans for them specifically, they don't appear in that many episodes and when they do they don't really add anything to the plot.
this is also a main character with the kid they took under their wind, C's a really good dad but the kid is obnoxious, spoiled, and doesn't respect C in the sense of basic human respect let alone the respect a child normally gives to their good and well-meaning parent, also if the problem of the episode isn't caused by the main character A, then it's caused by C's kid, the phenomenon of "tumblr sexy man" has effected C, he has daddy issues and is a loving father, to the internet, what more can you ask for from a man?
these are the villains, the first is the weak and smart one, the second is the strong and dumb one, the third is the hot one and the forth is the one that looks the most intimidating but really acts like a child and loves caprisuns, what can i say, they're a minor inconvenience at best and compared to A they are much more likable, also, as the internet does, there are an ungodly amount of simps for every last one of them, same with ship art.
this is evil little gremlin character and you will give him the respect he deserves, he goes to A's wedding and spills red wine on his white tuxedo and the fans applaud him, he throws open cans of beans at passers by and the only concern is the waste of food.
conservative media would have you believe that if you started watching this show you'd be bombarded by gay jokes, references, and quote "a brainwashing agenda" when in reality the fact they're gay and/or trans isn't even revealed until halfway through the show and is brought up exactly 2 times after that.
this is the two friends that need each other, not in the romantic "i need you darling" way but more like "please don't leave me nobody else likes me i need you" way, only S exists in this show with the single purpose of giving advice and the other one is only there to annoy S.
this is the really tall quiet killer character, their actual appearance looks like it's from the trevor henderson wiki but kinda like long horse they don't want to harm you and really are there to warn you of something, they try their absolute best to protect the rest of the cast because in their eyes they're like tiny baby kittens that don't know what they're doing.
these are the other parent and kid duo, imagine tape 18 from the anatomy tapes combine with the concept of a peaceful Gabriel (not from the bible from mandela catalog) to make a loving parent, and the kid, is really, really silly, they keep bragging about starting first grade and make alotta dad jokes.
the feral animal, they don't have intrusive thought, they are the intrusive thoughts.
this is the stoner character, kinda like shaggy, it's never explicitly said in the show but it's pretty safe to assume that they've smoked weed before, but other than that they're a pretty nice person and don't have that much depth but it doesn't really effect the character.
this is the couple, the woman's in a high position job and is obsessed with fashion and make-up, and then the guy wears the same jeans for 5 days in a row and used to work as a cashier or something, TL;DR the embodiment of the phase "she's everything and he's just ken".
this is the wolf, he's not violent, he's pried out all his teeth to prove this, he's nice. this is the little girl, she was the one that took all the teeth the wolf pulled out to make sure no other being would ever hurt her again.
this is the fancy one, the fancist fancyton fancealita fancero fancy-nancy fanceophila fancocholas fancy one, they're so damn extra that if they were in space they would use telekinesis to make their hair and clothes move in the quote "wind".
this is your one friend, either named kyle or connor, he chugs redbull and monster energy, wears clothing suitable for july in january, only has musty tanktops and over-sized band T-shirts that he will never listen to, but instead of punching drywall, he respects women's privacy, you've never seen him mad in the 5 years you've known him and this is honestly more concerning now, he also texts like it's 2008, owns the sames shades since 1999 and has a collection of hats/caps.
this is the person in your friend group that goes to raves and dresses like a 2014 tumblr scene queen (not the artist) pinterest mood board, it's never said or shown in the show but it's safe to assume they have done weed and/or other drugs, they also have a scene queen (the artist) merch, hair extension, and kandi collection.
they serve absolutely no purpose, they have no backstory, no lore, nothing even close to an interesting trait, no favorite anything, no personality and they contribute literally nothing to the episode they're in, the season they appear in the most and they contribute -0 to the entire show, and yet they're still a main character and have to come with everyone else on every adventure, everyone else has an elaborate outfit specific to them, this character? the same hoodie and sweats.
𝓛𝓲𝓷 (lazy drawing ik)
"you're in bed with puffy eyes scrolling through your ex's socials, it's been raining all day & around 2 AM a weather advisory was put out warning citizens to stay inside, so you've been stuck inside the house with nothing to do and no one to talk with, while scrolling you stumble across a pic of them with someone else, the caption? "my new Juliet" you slam your phone down on your nightstand before tucking yourself in you pile of blankets and pillows, a couple hours pass and since you haven't eaten anything all day, you finally get up to go to the kitchen, you set you foot day before immediately picking it back up, you look over to see your favorite flowers scattered across the floor, along with pages to what you guess to be romance novels, you go downstairs only to see your stairs lined with vases full of bright red and yellow carnations, once downstairs you look over to your normally empty dinning room table now covered with a pile of heart boxes filled with your favorite chocolates, you go to your kitchen to see the floor smothered with rose petals, a beautiful dress in your favorite colour on the table, and someone in a crochet blanket, "do you like it?" he asked "yes of course, who, who are you?" he sticks out his thin, lifeless, chard hand out for a handshake, you sit down, give him a handshake and introduce yourself, you don't know him other than his name being lin, but you don't mind, you might let him stay for a while"
btw this is a redo of a drawing: https://youtu.be/1_VcW0vByEQ
HELP- WHY TF DID I LAUGH SO HARD @ THIS????
On one hand I feel horrible for them and taxidermies are not cheap. On the other hand I laughed, felt sad, and laughed again. Little spider gremlin.
