You Ever Have A Weird Dream Where Once You Wake Up You Sit There Like "why Tf Did My Brain Think That"
you ever have a weird dream where once you wake up you sit there like "why tf did my brain think that"
(i feel like because of how weird this shit is CW: pedos & cutting pedos dix off)
i'll start, had a weird ass dream where i was on youtube and there was a video where ashnikko & like 10 other german girls go to 2 pedos house, who for some reason looked like rhett & link if rhett & link went throught decades of alcohol abuse and lack of self-care, they break into their houses, cut both their d!cks and sew they together.
i would put like "an artist rendition" of how this happened, but i'm 99.9% sure that being on the internet would be a WHOLE lot weirder knowing there's a drawing out there where i tried to draw what i'm about to describe, so imagine two... things, one cut in half & sewed on top in the MIDDLE of the other one & the other one's... head is cut off & replace with the rest of the first one, i know you're uncomfortable, i'm uncomfortable, everyone in this god forsaken process is umcomfortable, let's move one.
oh and did i mention this was a commentary video? cause the beginning was an uncensored video of what i just described and then some guy comes on screen to reveal that right after she did this, ash released a line of merch that... like, idk how to explain this so like here's a drawing:
my memory of this is foggy but i remember it being bright and looks like something you'd find in hot topic, and than in this dream she made an animated shocksite gore series, btw in this dream this vid was posted in 2019 and it was 2024 and in 2024 the internet had pretty much been wiped from any proof of this show and the site it was on, the only thing i could find of it was a screenshot of the homepage on google and i spent too much time on the drawing of merch i thought in a fucking dream so i'm not drawing this out, just imagine this homepage
with a dark teal and light teal theme, ashnikko's face in the top left corner and shockvideos
so like the dumbass i am, in this dream after a few minutes of searching i managed to pirate the show a.k.a. i found a reddit post from 2020 with a mp4 file that was a compilation of every episode, there was only 3 and each were barely 10 minutes long, y'know those neon animal posters from the early 2000s? like these
so imagine that combined with happy tree friend if the plot of each episode of cleary written by 2018/2019 "stupid boy" & "slumber party" ash, also one of the characters was wearing a slutever t-shirt so that's useless info but i may as well
anyways insert that weird dream switch and i'm back in my shitty neighborhood i just moved out of a month ago, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, anyways i walk into my friends houses which is just my old house but if my old house was from the show hoarders, i walk into the bedroom and a homeless man "breaks in" even tho they left the door wide open and all the windows were unlocked, i don't think literally anything happened after that and i'm suddenly in the school from the girl from nowhere but even more plain, one of my friends from my old school gives me a birthday card to give to my brother even tho his birthday's in may and it's the beginning of august, and just when i try to talk to her, her friend goes "umm no fuck that" and swoops in to take her to lunch
last thing i remember is me using microsoft word and i'm trying to write "emily youcis" but for some fvcking reason a type "elmly enncis" also the alfred's playhouse theme is playing at one volume on loop
i wake up, pondered my sanity for a few seconds, had to write emily youcis out on paper because i know that i know how to spell this woman's name and some what moved on
thanks for reading my rant!!!11!11!
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guess the backstory :P
is it?:
A: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you social media"
B: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you shitpost/ytp"
C: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you net inside of me"
if you guess D: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you shitty internet connection, you dropped one fucking bar and i lose damn near all my progess" (OK i was literally in the middle of writing this and the site randomly reloaded, thankfully tumblr saved this as a draft but when the "do you want to reload the site, you might loss all your progress" thingy popped up and i clicked no it still reloaded, i didn't not press the reload button or any shift, ctrl, alt, tab or any keyboard shortcut keys) than you are CORRECT :D!!!!!11!1!!!11 i was almost done with the drawing with the best colouring and colour mix/a mix of colours that looks good colour theory and non-colour theory wise and when i was about do to the FINAL D.E.T.A.I.L and the fucking site reloaded out of nowhere, i would also like to point out that the site i use the site kleki and i don't know if it's just that art site but when you try to reload the site w/o saving you drawing that same "do you want to reload the site, you might loss all your progress" and this is pretty helpful, and i still clicked "no" as in "i don't want this site to reload" and it fucking reloaded!!!!!!!! fuck you internet
:( "awwww" *draws on eyebrows* >:( "ohhhhh"
quick question:
i personality think the experience of being with family and/or friends while roasting marshmellos than actually eating the marshmellos, also i like the bonus of it being one of the few socially acceptable times to set something on fire, but the microwave doesn't burn one side to charcoal black and leaves the other side completely untouched, so idk they're both pretty good tho and this doesn't really matter but i'm curious what other ppl think
touch meme
pretty sure this trend is dead/died in 2019 but idk what else to draw sooooo ig this'll do
is this just me orrrrrrrr?
when i sign in to my account i open all my tabs and put them in a certain order, it goes: youtube, textnow, deiviantart,kleki and/or pinterest, tumblr & the wikipedia page of every body piercing in that order, sometimes i don't add the wikipedia page but all the others have to be opened at all times in that order
i do the same with art programs, when i open kleki, if my drawing needs it i make all the layers and label them
is this weird? i did this in front of my brother and my said i was weird, the same brother who only open twos tabs: youtube and arras.io and plays this while sitting on the couch with moving and cursing quiet enough that my mom doesn't hear him
is this weird?
i got these two at D&B
dollzmaker redraw
the one on the left is named kelsey and the one on the right is named kelly
what 2024 my sketchbook pages look like:
idk if u noticed but pretty much all my sketchbook notes are in cursive, and alotta ppl say they can't read my cursive so:
top one: me trying my absolute best outta my comfort zone
the one under the top one: my attempt at drawing a muscle bound (person) because i only draw curvy latina's
next to the 2nd: teethling (not that one)
the bottom one: you're a bo burnham (totally spelled that wrong) fan aren't you?
above the last one: how can you tell?
and yes, that's red guy & john's (the muscle bound dude w/ a pink ":D" face) an OC
it's like 12:30am and im pretty sure im sleep-deprived but
been on the feminist side of pinterest and that whole man & bear debate is soooo dumb, every man boy who was upset or angry instead of questioning for even a second why a woman who feel safer knowing she's near a wild animal than a man should not have been validated, and all the reactions from different men kinda prove the whole reason this question was asked, women, how many times have you heard a man tell a rape joke along the lines of "well he's a man i mean what did she expect?" and there was not to nobody upset about this? cause i've heard it both in real life & on TV (i'm am a literal minor) sooo all the guys saying "what? do you think all men are wild animals who can't control themselves" need to see all those dumbass jokes and be honest about how many they found funny
in a church a old man can to the front and said this "there's more women wearing shorts and skirts than long dress, lemme tell you, if i'm on the court and you say you were raped and you were wearing that, i will let that man go free" not even lying, nobody was upset (atleast the people watching him say this) and that man is a PRIEST, people go to that man for advice!! how tf did we as a society fail so horrifically that we let a man saying thing's like "rape's ok if she's wearing revealing clothing" give people any advice?
also, if you're a guy that got upset and don't understand why women choose bear, lemme explain, a woman on twitter said that she choose bear and the men in the comment section said things like "boy, when i'm done w/ you i'll make you wish you picked the bear" or un-censored images of women getting mauled by bears, a child on tiktok said that she choose man, a quick look at her pf would have told you she's a minor, and yet multiple men replied with maid outfits + oil or descriptions on how they would "reward" her
in both cases the woman got harassed with threats, "oh well that last one wasn't meant to be a threat" 1: she's a minor & 2: saying fetish-y stuff to someone w/o knowing if they would be okay with that on a mass scale is harassment
also, ladies, this doesn't make hating men okay, if he's a pedo or rapist, hate all you want, but if it's just some guy you know nothing about then there's no reason to be hateful, also men, just being cautious is not hateful, things like "kill all men" or "women are better" are, and if you can't tell i have a tip for you: reverse the statement, "sorry i'm not gonna go home w/ a random guy" to "sorry i'm not gonna go home w/ a random girl" see, not hurtful or mean, "well you're a guy so i'm better" to "well you're a girl so i'm better" see, this is hurtful w/ malcontent behind it
any women who says men are useless except for their money are just as bad as guys who say women are useless except for their bodies, it's the same for race, if a white person says all black people are thefts or druggies they're racist, if a black person says all white people are thefts or druggies they're also racist, same with men & women, saying hateful thing against men are still bad and sexist, sexism against men is still sexism
also, trans people, if you question things because you just don't know or because it doesn't make sense to you, that's fine, if you try to make a trans person justify why they are the way they are to the point they're uncomfortable, that's not fine, same with gay person, non-binary person, transgender person, bi person, ace person, or just apart of the LGBTQ community, you don't have to accept it and if you think "man, i could never be gay or trans, that's weird" that's fine, you can think that, but all we ask is for you to be respectful, "so, how's did you find out you were trans?" is fine "trans people aren't real and you are still the same person you were before" isn't
anyways, thanks 4 reading my rant bye :D
c.ai
hey, to all the multi-person c.ai users, you know who you are, do you think that if the A.I.s became sentient they would be mad because you've been talking to other people?
anyways, gotta fold the dishes
