"if You Have Learned Anything About Me..."

On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

Me, telling my family for the 50th time: i will never have children

My older sister, immediately: I predict that to be false

...good to know my desires are being taken care of

I’m going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

Technodad's words regarding grieving over Techno

highly suggest for you all to read it

AND so concludes another bout of shenanigans for villain mic and his cat boyfriend archenemy.

Apologies for the length on this one, just know that if you get this on your dashboard more than once you have the legal right to come snap my neck. ❤️❤️❤️

I just want some ice cream but if I pull it out my dad will want some and I absolutely do not want to share with my dad

Please tell me he leaves soon

what are ukuleles made of?

Guitars that have shrunk in the laundry.

Putting an opera singer, a beyoncé wanna-be, and a musical theater kid in the same singing group and expecting them to sound good is not a good idea

just a pro tip