It Has Come To My Attention That Answering “How Are You” With “not Dead Yet” May Be Alarming

a smiley dan bc i miss him

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concept: i get my drivers license and then i come to your house to pick you up. we go to the grocery store, it’s nine at night so the store is soon to closing, and we buy those cake slices in plastic containers. we sit in my car in the parking lot, you connect to bluetooth because i like your music taste and eat cake while it starts to rain. nothing else matters because nothing else feels real.

I feel like a universal young queer experience is knowing that you'll never actually get to be your true self until you're out of your parents house, everything before then is an extremely watered down version of yourself. And your parents think they know everything about you but you really have a whole other personality and they know absolutely nothing about you, or only what you want them to know. It even applies to your beliefs, religious or political.

Is it to much to ask to be a captain of a ship during pirate times?

Me, my wife and crew could sail the sea, enjoying ourselves and In good ol pirate fashion blow some shit up and rob something.

The crew wouldn't care that we are two girls because we would have earned their respect. (And they don't want to be thrown overboard)

Like that's all I want

The only part of the video that matters (x)

there’s something very intimate and soft and gay about the sound of crickets i don’t know how to explain that i’m sorry

if life works out the way it should, we will all find reasons to live and reasons to love and that’s going to make all of this, all of everything, worth it. even that thing that’s bugging you it’s gonna be worth it because life will work out just watch.

“Be the kind of person who isn’t afraid to ask someone if they are okay twice if they say they are, but look like they aren’t. Be the kind of person who smiles at people even if they don’t smile back. Be the kind of person you wished for when no one was there for you.”

— Nikita Gill (Be That Kind of Person)

anyone else remember when in elementary school the teachers let us pretend vote between obama and mitt romney and kids got into fights about who is better like this is such a fever dream please tell me someone else remembers this because id like that to happen in highschool rn

Am I actually gay or is it just Guard?