Captain James T Kirk

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“Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.”

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I believe

I’m in love with the great British bake off

When my mom says I have a visitor

I thought that was a dead cat in the back ground.

he looks like those high school football players  or something

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

Nothing

Period Cycle

1 week before Body: hey so you're bout to get your period so imma send you some mild cramps as a reminder. Me: okay thanks for the update. 3 days before Body: *cramps get stronger* Hey..this is just another reminder that the time is near. Me: *screams* Day of Body: Sending in missiles of mass destruction in 3...2...1... Me: *battle cry* BRING IT, BITCH.

We're actually studying greek mythology in english class... Its really boring at times...

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus