That Was Very Funny!

That was very funny!

How would you respond?

I would be like Julieta, and state "Yes sir/ma'am, I'll go get them for you.".

Nobody:

Nobody:

Nobody at all:

Bruno: You wanna play this game? I'll get you banned!

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1 year ago

I know! That was so cringe-worthy.

This couple on 90 Day Fiancé season 7, who doesn't speak the other's language, is absolutely driving me insane. How can you know you live someone if you can't have deep, meaningful conversations with each other?? Also: If you love someone, wouldn't you TRY TO LEARN THEIR GODDAMN LANGUAGE??????????

(I skipped the end of season 6 because I hated all of the couples and looked up to see if they stayed together or not. All but 2 couples are divorced lmfao)


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7 months ago

A sad Yelena headcanon?

Omg I have so many but sure, all of her time under the red room was a blur except for the small flashes she had of her and Natasha, and Melina (Alexei as previously stated was barely present), when she was freed it was like coming up for air after drowning, she was navigating a world she did not know how to navigate, atleast for the first couple of months, she also harbored a deep anger towards everyone and everything (especially for Nat, not really but she felt betrayed)

Headcanon meme

1 week ago

rip 2012-2014 tumblr, you would have LOVED thunderbolts*

11 months ago

Of course they hate him, as Big Ed, at least on TV, is a toxic partner, parent, son, friend, and co-worker.

Loren and Alexei Hate Big Ed Brown Just as Much as the Rest of Us

Big Ed Brown will be one of the franchise villains on 90 Day: The Last Resort. For years, each new announcement of his return to the show — on one spinoff or another — has elicited groans and complaints from viewers. He’s not just a bad partner. Ed clashes with castmates and is an all-around toxic person. So it’s no surprise that other 90 Day Fiance stars “loathe” him just as much as everyone…

Loren And Alexei Hate Big Ed Brown Just As Much As The Rest Of Us

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1 year ago

YOU are consuming media. I’m letting it consume me


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2 months ago

Genuinely I'm only expecting things from Frozen 3 and 4:

-Kristoff existing outside of Anna

-Don't make no Norse Myth gods into actual characters (my best would be no Norse gods at all but I guess if they're some kind of divinity who show up without showing up and aren't Marvel alike, I could not with enjoyment get over it)

- Keep any male lover from my girl Elsa

- Let that woman stay in the forest at the end

- Bring me back my wifey Honeymaren

Disney, do what you want but this all I'm begging for!

11 months ago

Taco Pasta: Sammy's Version Part 2

Good morning, afternoon, or evening to anyone reading my post! Thank you for taking the time out of your day or night to ready my post.

A few days ago, I wrote a blog post about Big Ed's breakup taco pasta. In the post, I wrote the recipe for Big Ed's creation. However, my family disapproved of the recipe. As such, I created my own version.

Here is the recipie:

Formula:

1 carton of reduced sodium broth(I used bone broth)

1 box of pasta(I used Rotelli)

1 red onion

1 tablespoon of garlic powder

2 packets of taco seasoning

4-5 servings of a protein of your choice(I used seitan)

2 cups of whole milk or unsweetened almond or hemp milk(I used whole milk)

4 tablespoons of butter or margerine

2 cups of cheese or nutritional yeast(I used cheese)

Fresh cilantro for a garnish

Taco Pasta: Sammy's Version Part 2
Taco Pasta: Sammy's Version Part 2

Procedure:

Over medium heat, bring the broth to a boil, and add garlic to the broth

Add the pasta to the broth, and cook until al dente

Add leftover pasta broth to a separate bowl, and mix with one packet of taco seasoning, making a sauce

Coat the protein of your choice in the sauce, then bake it in an oven or toaster oven until slightly crispy.

Dice the red onion and any other vegetables(tomato, bell pepper, etc.)

In a separate pan, add oil or butter and fry the vegetables until the onions are slightly soft, but not caramelized

Add the butter, milk, and second packet of taco seasoning to the pasta, and stir until incorporated

Add the cheese and vegetables to the milky pasta mixture, stirring until incorporated

Assemble the bowls! First, add the pasta, then add the protein, and lastly, garnish with fresh cilantro

Taco Pasta: Sammy's Version Part 2

This recipe serves 3-5 people. Enjoy!

Thank you for taking the time out of your day or night to read my post. Have a god day or night!


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8 months ago

If you want to be an ally to the Jewish people, you’d better be ready to fight the antisemitism faced by all Jews.

Zionist Jews. Anti- and non-Zionist Jews. Observant Jews. Secular Jews. Israeli Jews. Ashkenazi Jews. Sephardic Jews. Mizrahi Jews. Beta Israeli Jews. Desi Jews. Convert Jews. White-passing Jews. Jews of color. Visibly-Jewish Jews. Queer Jews. Left-wing Jews. Right-wing Jews. Patrilineal Jews.

We are one people, and if you only fight antisemitism when it targets the Jews you like, you’re not actually an ally of the Jewish people.

8 months ago

The problem with Encanto headcanons

As a Colombian I LOVED Encanto, but I know people have headcannoned Isabela as lesbian and Mirabel as bisexual among other characters. The issue with that is..

There is no issue.

In 2020 this was such a prominent issue to people and even 4 years later I have no idea why so many people took issue with this. It was fine for people to headcanon Elsa as lesbian, it was fine for people to headcanon Merida as lesbian, but all of sudden it's "forcing representation" and "taking away from the main story" if Isabela gets headcannoned as lesbian?? NOBODY is saying this for Max Goof and Bradley Uppercrust III when the movie was trending. NOBODY was saying it was forced representation when people shipped Bill Cipher and Ford Pines (even though the fact its gay isn't the issue but the fact it was a very manipulative relationship was but many people ignored that). And it's not bad to headcanon any of these things for any of these characters. I just don't understand why it was such an issue when Isabela (who's whole arc is honestly very WLW coded) gets called a lesbian. And its the fact its coincidentally a Hispanic character (I'm not implying ANYTHING.)

Overall, as a Colombian while i dont speak for every Colombian it never was and still isn't offensive to headcanon any Encanto character as queer since many people figured it was. Both the story and the headcanon can coexist. Acting this way won't get you approval from homophobes and transphobes! They still hate us stinkabutt 🤞

The Problem With Encanto Headcanons

TL;DR : there was nothing wrong with headcanoning an Encanto character as queer in 2020 and there still isn't anything wrong with it in 2024.

1 year ago

MY BRAIN IS GOING BONKERS WITH ENCANTO HC AND WHATNOT LIKE

Dolores loves music, she likes to write melodies, it makes her feel in control of the sounds around her

IF YOU DRINK POISON MADE BY JULIETA WPULD YOU DIE WOULD IT CANCEL OUT WOULD IT BE JUST OMINOUS LOOKING WATER

Mariano writes poems,,,,,Dolores composes melodies,,,,, they start a band,,,,,

If Camilo ever gets their own song, he'd be holding a skull for maximum drama, plus he'd shapeshift if just for a second into the comedy/tragedy faces of theater, to be bastard

Isabela decides to travel around the world, whenever she comes back she brings gifts like books for Luisa and really nice yarn/threads for Mirabel

Maybe she happened to stumble upon a quendom/magical forest where an ethereal queen of the elements noticed her and become really good friends/gf

"YOU ALSO HAD TO LIVE UNDER HORRIBLE EXPECTATIONS AND BE PERFECT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FAMILY AND ARE ALSO A LESBIAN????" (proceed to make out)

Dolores: are you sure about this gringa with mad ice powers??

Camilo: (nodding)

Isabela: how dare you guys this is so homophobic of you

Camilo: (offended gay gasp)

Elsa visiting her flower gf be like

Antonio, to Kristoff after seeing him talking to Sven: oh you also understand animals!!

Kristoff: Yeah!

Sven: (Reindeer sounds)

Kristoff: so true bestie

Antonio: dude that's not remotely close to what she said

Kristoff: she???

Antonio: Yeah, Sven is a girl, and apparently she hates it when u give her carrots by half, stop doing that

Mirabel makes gifts for Anna and Elsa to make them feel welcome, like a crochet-snowflake etc etc it's sweet

Isabela would be the maid of honor at Dolores' wedding

A Tangled Ever After short type of thing but for Dolores' and Mariano's wedding. Hijinks ensue

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