I Found This Wet Floor Sign With Some Suspiciously Dna Looking Writing On It

The performance. The drama. The style.

Also swearing and not instantly sister-zoning all women in his life.

The real reason why DMC Reboot Dante never felt like Dante is because he never got impaled.

He’s getting too old for this

Then Luke—through mechanisms beyond Din’s conception—maybe the Force allowed jedi to store items in convenient subspace cavities—pulled a live frog out of his pocket. The blue thing kicked its legs in Luke’s gloved hand and Grogu reached for it. Questions ricocheted around Din’s head in a panic. Where did he get that thing? Where was he keeping it this whole time? How is it? Still alive? did he—Magic? Jedi magic?

Yet the only question that managed to stumble out through Din’s vocoder was: “Um. Is that for Grogu?”

“Yeah, it’s for both of us,” said Luke with a small, sunny smile.

No, thought Din quietly.

“You want a snack, Grogu?”

And before Din could look away, Luke’s mouth enclosed around the frog’s small, terrified head and with sharp nod he separated its head from its body. Din sighed in horror. The baby cheered.

“This is how me and Master Yoda used to split lunch back on Dagobah,” said Luke in between the crunch of cartilage. He handed a giggling Grogu the body. “Well, if he thought I worked hard enough that day, hah. And these were more like appetizers.”

How was it still alive? Did you get this from Dagobah? We’ve been away from the ship for two days. How was it still alive? Why does it smell like boiled bantha? Why??

Grogu gulped the body down with little resistance and Luke bounced the child on his hip. “That’ll tide ‘em over until we get back to the speeders. You okay, love?”

“Sure,” said Din. “Yes.”

this is an insane way to talk about a predominantly singleplayer/co-op game, to be clear

The new season is out, so I'd like to make an announcement.

I don't care if Bo-Katan has chemistry with Din. Everyone has chemistry with Din. Honourable mentions: Omera, Cobb, Boba, et al. You-are-on-thin-ice mentions: Paz, Migs et al.

I trust my ace-spec boy to stay completely oblivious to every single man, woman and creature in his proximity that wants him carnally.

would still love to have DinLuke canonized tho

Monsterfucker solidarity, orientation notwithstanding

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????