My Neighbors Trained Their Bird To Sound Like A Screaming Child Then Put It In Their Front Porch For

Probably wont do amasai week day 7 actually, not feeling the best and have no ideas- I thought of making mm!rantaro or something but I absolutely cannot write mastermind fics for the life of me

Plus my mom has forcibly decided today is "phone detox day" so I'm actually not going to be on my phone at all for the rest of the day unless I find a way to sneak time in, which means all my plans to catch up on asks for my imagines blog and askblog are dead too

so yea

Color Palette Series Day 2: Lumine (Genshin Impact)

Color Palette Series day 6: Shinjirou Kurama (Kamisama Kiss/Kamisama Hajimemashita)

i would not survive in medieval england. i would break some unspoken rule completely on accident and be ridiculed by the entire town and they would call me some shit like the horrendous coddlywobbler or something. and it would make me laugh so hard that i die from 3 different untreated forms of leukemia

reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

you horrid little he/him

hold on let me consult the ancient texts about this *unfurls a rack of bbq ribs like it’s a scroll*

See, when I said I was going to scroll through tumblr for art inspiration, I did not mean this

But I made this anyway

Rantaro: Yeeted

Himiko: Yote

Miu: Yeeted

Tenko: Yote

Kaede: Look, I just wanna know who threw Kokichi out the window

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!