You Know It's Been A Big Day When You Cry At Your Friend's High School Orchestra Concert.

Donald Trump was walking through Manhattan and saw a long queue. Wondering what is was for, he joined it.

People would look over their shoulder, see that is was Donald Trump behind them, and leave the queue, so he would proceed closer and closer to the front. As he was getting closer to the head of the queue, he asked one guy, who also looked and was about to walk away, “Wait a second, what is this queue for and why are you now leaving it?”

The man said “This is the queue for Canadian Immigration Visas, but if you are getting one, I don’t need one now.”

Don't you just hate it when you look in the mirror and don't recognize yourself?

local public library fandom

what the fuck is going on

rb if you’re done with allo bs

Safia Elhillo, from Home Is Not a Country; “Boys”

Yes. Yes it is very gay. Very gay i tell you

fellas is it gay to stare at each other like that

Fun Fact!

trans people exist and have existed since goddamn forever!

ya cant get rid of us just because ya don't understand us :D

Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately. .

Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.

Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed me. Now will you do things my way or do I need to see the manager?!?

Doctor: Sure, we’ll do things your way. No need to raise your temper. Why don’t we try an astrology based approach?

Karen: At last a sensible approach.

Doctor: So, what’s your star sign?

Karen: it’s cancer.

Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.