(please don’t kill me}
So the new lore huh
Wrench: Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby?
Wrench: I want to make him a God. Once he’s free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He’ll take care of us.
Wrench: Also, I wanna softhack his circuits.
Josh: I literally could not care less, but never say something as frightening as that ever again.
Sims: You used subpar feul, which corroded your injectors and intake manifold.
Bell: Uh. English, bro.
Sims: Low quality gas damaged your engine.
Bell: Dumb it down for me, Kemosabe.
Sims, annoyed: Bad go-go juice made your vroom-vroom machine all fucky.
Bell: Oh no!
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Susie: holy tight balls its smells good in here
frank:I know right? we having the best meal this world has ever seen FRIED BARBIE
Susie :MMMM MY FAVORITE
Sims: Merry Christmas everyone!
Bell: With the way this year is going, it’s more like Merry Crisis.
Lazar: *chokes on air*
Park: *glares*
Woods: *appaled*
Mason: *dying inside*
Hudson: *disappointed in everyone*
Adler: You know, you’re not wrong.
AMERICA
RED Candy Soldier. His jaw-breaker helmet could only be broken by more jaw-breaker. (yes that is a miniature American flag in his neck)
Watch this I’m dying 😂😂
Listen,
AM I THE ONLY ON THAT SEES THIS
Mozzie: [talking quickly, very hyper]
Doc: What are you ON?
Mozzie: BUBBLES