Pathfinder, Trying To Open A Jar: Shitty Ass Lid!

Bucky: I failed my safety course today

Steve: how?! Everything in there is basic knowledge!

Bucky: well they asked what kind of steps would you take in a fire

Steve:…and

Bucky: apparently fucking large ones isn’t right

The goodest French doctor

Bell: [picks up a document signed by Adler] Russell E. Adler? What's your middle name?

Adler: Edward.

Bell: No, that can't be it. Let me guess. Elliott?

Adler:

Bell: Emilio?

Adler:

Bell: Elmo.

Adler:

Bell: Esteban Juilio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez?

Adler: what

Carl: Every time an artist dies, God lets them paint the sky. 
Carl: I can’t wait for my turn. I’m going to paint dicks. 
Markus: … Source: Tumblr

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[3 AM]

Mason, rolls over and nudges Woods: If spiders were the size of a cat would they be more, or less scary? On one hand, they wouldn't be able to get into your house easily, but on the other hand? Once they're in there... oh boy...

McCree does the big fall (RDR2)

mc Donalds

americans are like mc Donalds in a nutshell