Mirage’s Tips On How To Avoid Micro Transactions

One of my favorite things about Destiny 2 is how everything just went to absolute shit the moment the Speaker died.

Like Osiris’ useless twink ass nearly gets the universe destroyed because he just has to spend fifteen minutes getting Starbucks while the Guardian fights Panoptes. Rasputin gets riled up and takes over every warsat in the system while Ana’s useless lesbian ass insists that he’s a good guy now. The Guardians are risking life and limb for some Cabal dude they met yesterday because he offered them a shiny new set of armor, Cayde was murdered by a Hot Topic employee and there’s some gamble guy is screaming shit like “EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.” at Guardians as they beat eachother up for loot. Zavala’s probably an alcoholic now.

This is what happens when you kill off the only mom friend.

I see myself as that dude who is tough but in reality i'm the one who sits in the corner crying all because i learned oreo's were an off brand

Frank at some point in some info meeting 

@galaxy-bri So.. I heard you wanted to see Primis Richtofen doing the Orange Justice dance.

My stupid idiot hooligan child doesnt even know how to skateboard

Mozzie being very impatient ♥

ancient art i forgot about: borderlands ver

life mood: i would gladly fucking die for pfc robert zussman