Remus Doesn't Flirt. He Just Makes You Feel Like The Smartest Person In The Room, Listens Like You're

someone over on twitter rted art from @ kaikkuro_ saying it's jegulus so i had to draw it for them...

i don’t think anyone understands what i mean when i say i’m a yearner. i yearn like my life depends on it. i don’t think i’ve ever felt an emotion as strong as yearning. yearning final boss right here.

unironically an amazing idea

meanwhile regulus has extremely impure thoughts about james and will graphically describe them to evan

James has to stop himself every time he has an impure thought about Regulus because he feels so guilty and thinks he’s objectifying him

#jamespotterPLEASEgivemeachance

regulus hates eye contact and talking about his feelings, so james has to literally pin him to the bed and hold him with his whole body while he says, "I want to marry you, I want to stand at the altar and put the ring on your finger, I want to kiss you in front of our whole family. I want to have a house with you, I want to decorate rooms together and have fights over the color of the walls. I want to make you breakfast even when you don't want to talk to me in the morning. I want to have children together and welcome you home from work, hiding the couch cushions ruined with markers. I want everything with you."

Hayao Miyazaki on AI

“honestly, just look at him, then look at me” okay regulus black talking about james after dorcas asks why he thinks james (who has been flirting openly with this man for months) doesn’t like him back.

Sirius getting in trouble and McGonagall not calling his parents because Sirius was disowned, but also not calling the Potters because they had to take care of talking to James.

So, she decides to bring Regulus to her office and just let him yell at Sirius.

i already kinda suspected it but thank you crimson rivers for making me realise i’m demisexual!

in honor of JKR being a bitch about asexuals

i wanna say thank you to bizzarestars (the author of Crimson Rivers). I deadass did not fully understand my relationship to my own asexuality until I read Sirius and Remus's relationship. I had never read literature with that kind of representation before and it actually changed my life for the better.

everybody go read crimson rivers!

james: can we not go to a restaurant tonight?

regulus: why? you love restaurants.

james: i feel like an abuser everytime we go out :(

regulus: youre so dramatic, it’s fine.

(at the restaurant)

waiter: (looking at regulus) and what would you like sir?

regulus:

james: (sigh)… he‘ll have the salad, please.