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Looking for something to do this Holiday Season? Perhaps something that involves Hermitcraft and Coloring? ☀️

Well, not to worry! The Coloring With Hermits Zine is available for download!

The zine includes 50 Hermitcraft-inspired coloring pages, both in a PDF-booklet and in a Google Drive to download right to your computer, for free! With a white background version or a transparent version, each piece is ready for both traditional and digital coloring.

The Google Drive, which includes each piece available for direct download, is available here!

The PDF-booklet is available here!

Want to show off your colored-in pieces? Tag us and use the hashtag #CWHart so we can see it!

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The Imp & Skizz Zine!

Welcome to The Imp & Skizz Zine!

My name is Park, I'm the admin of this zine! Follow for updates on this project as it gets going.

Here's a quick rundown of what this zine aims to do!

ImpulseSV and Skizzleman have been entertaining for years, and friends even longer! This zine is a letter of appreciation to their work, and the many stories they have told. Through Minecraft, Phasmophobia, the Imp and Skizz Podcast, and more, they’ve brightened our lives and made us laugh. This zine’s artists and writers will create a beautiful homage to what makes the Imp and Skizz Duo so unstoppable!

This is a non-shipping zine, and any content based on the real individuals of Impulse and Skizz will be limited and handled with care and respect. This project aims to appreciate their friendship, through artistic interpretation and consideration.

Thanks for coming along on this journey, homie buddies!!

Can't wait to see my cat in abit, it's been a hot minute

Guess who’s been ill all week so has been at home and has decided to watch 3 different playthroughs of diversity 3 :)

with the recent news of iskall (and stress) leaving hermitcraft, a quick reminder: do not watch any drama videos speculating on what has happened, or trying to sensationalise the issue. dont trust anything anyone says about his departure unless it comes from a hermit or close friend of iskall's. when bad things goes down in ""clean"" communities, drama channels jump on that shit like sharks to blood. dont give them the time of day. dont feed into the speculation

you can absolutely be upset, or disappointed, or conflicted. but dont let yourself succumb to watching every drama video trying to get answers - most dont care about those affected, or the hermitcraft members, or even iskall. they want the cheap buck of making a video about something going wrong in a generally drama-free community. best thing we can do is support the remaining hermits and be on the look out for information verified by hermits themselves

Derapchu fanboys before and after meeting Martyn InTheLittleWood

(reading chat): "Are you going to meet InTheLittleWood?" Derapchu: Should I go meet up with him? Where is he? (reading chat): "At spawn probably," "he's writing lore in the library." Derapchu: Wait, is it okay to pull up to him while he's writing lore? (aside) I should probably sleep as well, in game. (reading chat): "Yeah, he won't mind." Derapchu: Dude, I'm scared, guys, I'm gonna meet the guy that helped me beat Fortnite. He finished my--you know, he's the person that allowed me to finish my battle pass every season? Like, he means a lot to me. Okay? He means a lot to me. He helped me out with my Fortnite battle pass back in season four, five, six, seven, etcetera. (five seconds of silence) (reading chat): "W parasocial." Derapchu: Yeah, I might be. (reading chat): "Derap--Derapchu and Martyn Fortnite stream when." Derapchu: Oh my god, that would actually be fire during the sub-a-thon. Fuck, you actually bring up a really good (deep inhale, pulling away from his mic) Oooh, I actually wanna do that on stream. That would actually be so funny. That--oh my god. Dude, m-me as a twelve year old would be like, "what the fuck." Like (laughs) wait, that'd actually be fire. Waittttt, oh my god, dude, I actually gotta do that, bro, I actually gotta do that. Fuck me, bro. (reading chat): "I love being parasocial." Derapchu: Jesus. (reading chat): "Ask him to do that." Derapchu: (softly, away from his mic) Fuck. (normal) I'd have to-I'd have to become friends with him first. (five seconds of silence) Do I just shoot my shot today? Guys, this feels like as if I'm asking out my crush on a date, bro. (through laughter) I actually might shoot my shot right now. Fuck me bro, I might have to. This feels like I'm asking out my crush bro, fuck, fuck bro. Fuck. (leaves the nether and starts taking damage from being inside something) (aside) Where the fuck--okay, wait wait wait. (takes a deep breath) (starts whispering) Okay. Guys guys guys guys, everyone lock in, everyone lock in, everyone lock in. (sucks in a breath through his teeth) Okay. Okay. (eight seconds of silence as he watches Beky enter the library, and then crosses himself on camera) Everyone lock in, everyone lock in, lock in lock in lock in. (exhales)

Beky: Hello. Derapchu: Hello! Hey B-Bekyamon. Beky: Sup? Derapchu: No-nothing much, just-- Beky: Hi. Derapchu: --just visiting the-the library. Yup. Beky: Oh. Yup. Okay, cool. Derapchu: Yeah. Beky: Did you need something? Need a book, or...? Derapchu: No, no, I'm just, I'm just looking around, yeah. Beky: Okay. Do-don't touch him. Careful with that axe of yours. Derapchu: Oh! Sorry, no, I'll put my weapons away, yeah, my bad, my bad, yeah. Beky: He keeps the lights on. (two seconds of silence) Derapchu: What? Beky: He...powers all the lights. Like. Derapchu: Ohhh, oh, he-he powers all-- Beky: --like perpetual motion. Derapchu: --he powers all the lights, I see, I see. Beky: Mhm. Derapchu: Yeah, okay, I wo-wo-I won't, I won't put him down, yeah, okay. Beky: Yeah, don't do that. That would suck. Derapchu: Uh huh. Okay! Beky: Um--you good? You working on anything at the moment? You leveling, or--? Derapchu: No, no, nah, I'm just looking around, yeah. Beky: Oh, okay, fair. Derapchu: (mutes up, starts screaming, almost hysterically) Ohh, it's so embarrassing, it's so embarrassing, oh my fucking god. Holy fuck you. (normal tone) Okay.

Derapchu: (unmuted) Excuse me? Mister InTheLittleWood? Martyn: Hello? Derapchu: Hi there! Hey, what's up man? Martyn: Hi, what's up? Derapchu: Heyyy, man. Yeah. Um. Dude, I just wanna say. I really loved watching your Fortnite tutorial videos back in like, 2017. (Martyn laughs) They helped me out--Like, no, genuinely, from twenty eig--seventeen, to like, 2020, like, oh my god, I remember, like, every time, there was like, a Fortnite tutorial thing, I was like, "dude, I-I need to go watch InTheLittleWood." And it'd be like, (emulating Martyn) "Hello everybody!" (Martyn laughs again) "It's me, InTheLittleWood, Martyn--" (Martyn laughs harder) and I'd watch all your tutorials, it was great. I--big fan. Just gotta say that. Big fan, bro. Martyn: Thanks man. Derapchu: Yeah, yeah man. Martyn: Oohh.

Derapchu: InTheLitt--I have one last thing I wanna ask you. Martyn: Yeah man? Derapchu: Would you ever potentially play--Fortnite with me, and-and like, you know. At some point. And run up duos. Martyn: I mean, I don't see why not. Derapchu: Really?! Re-oh my god, really? Martyn: Yeah, don't see why not. I-we got a new season coming out, right? Derapchu: I-I don't--you would know better than me, I-I haven't played in a while. Martyn: I-I don't know, I haven't played in, like, years. (he laughs) Derapchu: Oh, really, okay. Martyn: Let me see, "Fortnite new se--" when's the new season? Derapchu: I-I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Martyn: Uhhhh-- (Derapchu mutes up to laugh gleefully) Oh, to be fair, I think there is literally a new season out in like, the coming days, like. Season-er, chapter six, season...three, it's saying? I'm literally just Googling the news to see what it says. Derapchu: Oh my gosh, I would love to play, this would be awesome. Martyn: Oh yeah, like, literally like the downtime's like, today or tomorrow. Derapchu: Oh, no way! Martyn: But yeah, I'm down for having a little-having a little dabble. Derapchu: Okay! Bet! Martyn: Sick. Derapchu: Would you be down to play in a few days? Just like, a few games. Martyn: Yeah, absolutely-- Derapchu: Yes, yes! Martyn: --yeah yeah, I'm game. Derapchu: Okay, alright. Good luck Mister...uh. Do I call you Martyn, or are we still on "InTheLittleWood" basis? For-are we first name basis now-- Martyn: Martyn's good, you can call me T-G. Stands for "That Guy." Derapchu: Ahhhhh, Big T-G, bro. Martyn: It's up to people what they wanna go with. Derapchu: TG. Martyn: Big TG, that's what I like. Derapchu: Big TG bro. Alright, big TG, I'll see you soon, bro. It was nice meeting you. Martyn: Nice. You too, see you in a bit! Derapchu: Alright, bye Bekyamon. Beky: Bye, bye bye.

Derapchu: (muted up, his face close to the mic in excitement) Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, guys, oh my god oh my god, wait guys, guys, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. It was-I just met InTheLittleWood, oh my god oh my fucking god. Oh my g-(normal tone) okay, alright, alright, now-now I'm not parasocial, now-now-now I'm nonchalant now. Now I'm actually nonchalant now. I'm actually like, mad nonchalant now. (sucks in a breath) Yeah yeah yeah. I'm actually like, mad nonchalant now. (sighs out) Type shit. Type shit, type shit. (exhales) Type shit. (sighs out) Type shit, you feel me? Type shit, yup. Type shit, yup. Type shit. (clears his throat)

My brain never gives me normal ideas

sorry if the reading order is weird! Everything was done in less than a day

If it’s NOT empires s3 we’re going to be nice about it and NOT SEND HATE AGAIN okay? okay.