"i'd rather be drawn and cornered by neo-nazis riding the backs of wildebeests than listen to another unholy marriage of constant and vowel coming out of that foul hole you call a mouth"
YOOOO what did u use for the makeup? i wanted to replicate will's old stage makeup but my crap eyeliner does not do the job 🙏
Oh nose I did it again
Another tapeworms inspired makeup look for the boringest Thursday imaginable
It matches my fit too (I look like a wilted daisy)
white knuckle jerk (where do you get off?) by will wood and the tapeworms. the live version. reblog if you agree 🆗
here’s weirder asks
who is/are your comfort character(s)?
lighter or matches?
do you leave the window open at night?
which cryptyd being do you believe in?
what color are your eyes?
why did you do that?
hair-ties or scrunchies?
how many water bottles are in your room right now?
which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?
would you slaughter the rich?
favorite extracurricular activity?
what kind of day is it?
when was the last time you ate?
do you love the smell of earth after it rains?
are you a parent? (all answers qualify)
can you drive?
are you farsighted or nearsighted?
what hair products do you use?
imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?
do you say soda or pop?
something you’ve kept since childhood?
what type of person are you?
how do you feel about chilly weather?
if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?
perfume/body spray or lotion?
a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?
about how many hours of sleep did you get?
do you wear a mask?
how do you like your shower water?
is there dishes in your room?
what type of music keeps you grounded?
do you have a favorite towel?
the last adventure you’ve been on?
is there a song you know every word to by heart?
what’s your timezone?
how many times have you changed your url?
someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?
a soap bar that smells good?
do you use lip balm?
did you have any snacks today?
how do you take your coffee?
an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?
what’s your take on spicy foods?
you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?
can you remember what happened yesterday?
favorite holiday film?
what was the last message you sent?
when did you first try an alcohol beverage?
can you skip rocks?
can i tag you in random stuff?
hi! pretty new account.
riley/ry 🥖
any prns
desi queer 🇮🇳🏳️🌈
minor, bday june 8
wwatt/will wood (no way??) 👁
gravity falls + adventure time ! 🌀
markiplier + jacksepticye 📷
brandon rogers + helluva boss 🔥
good omens + our flag means death 🫶
ouran high school + saiki k ☕️
cinderellas castle + newsies 🎭
psychology <3 i can talk about ts for hours
greek + indian literature
HAMLET.
any and all music. learning the uke and drums rn 🥁🥁🥁
astronomy! trying to get more into it but ykyk
#ry-rants - usually long paragraphs of random bullshit that make it out of my notes app
#ry-drifter - a new oc that I've been obsessed with for a while
#ry-art - why did i make this one
HI?? HELLO?? HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS OH MY GOD
my insides have been scooped out. there are voices in my head chanting this. i love you
The consequences of my actions weigh far too much
But this is for @ryy-bread specifically. Otherwise I would've lived through the guilt
I KNOWWW holy shit I've read the book thrice already. chris absolutely blew me away with his writing. some parts dragged on but he made up for it with the incredible story building and ways he used to make every page a surprise. I can't and won't stop talking about ts
God I forgot how much I adore Revelator. I love love love Chris' writing style and Will's narration so much. This first episode was always my favourite when they released them on the actual LITWTC podcast. The style is really entertaining and I love it a lot. That "the migraine cracks the back of Issac's skull like a fucking coconut" line has lived in my head since it came out
Obsessed with the art of this one as well. Lookat that :] I think Will drew these, but I can't be sure
When you already bought tickets for ‘Markiplier in North Korea’ for momiplier so you accidentally met his only fans requirement
Audio from GTA 5