Almost Got Mugged By Some Fucker In An Alleyway. I Rocked His Shit With The Clay Pot I Just Bought.

Can someone please tell me why HARLEEN FUCKING QUINZEL just thanked me? First the clay pots and now rogues thanking me. Also, I think I just saw the Red Hood on a roof top across from my apartment…should I be concerned?

I love the headcanon that none of the Bats are supers, but over time? Gotham is slowly messing them up, one by one.

Bruce smiles at Clark one day in the Cave, and his eyes reflect the light back like a wolf's

Jason suddenly has tiny fangs, but nobody has the nerve to mention it

Alfred literally doesn't die

Dick can jump higher and faster than ever before, but barely notices it

Tim is awake for three days straight and doesn't blink

They're all subtly, but noticeably different. Gotham-blessed, or cursed, or something in between.

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

Sorry you got arrested for a stupid reason but then again poison ivy exists.

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Look, I’m not even upset about being detained. I’m upset because it wasn’t even an exotic plant. It was an Aloe. If I’m going to be arrested, at least book me for the right reason.

The sky does occasionally look beautiful though.

the sunset over metropolis cannot be topped. srry gotham

If we were in an a/b/o universe what do you think your secondary gender would be?

First of all, I BEG YOUR MCPARDON? Second of all, love that this is the first ask I’ve ever gotten. Third of all, Beta.

You should have seen him dangling from the balcony.

Actually, there’s probably CCTV footage somewhere. Do with that information what you will.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

So how’s it going with the vines?

Pretty good. Although I think I’m under bat surveillance.

Sorry I took forever to respond, the fucking Red Hood took my phone. I was sitting out on the balcony and he just…took it? Hopped on the railing and snatched it. The vines got it back, but wtf? Anyways, just started working on it.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

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Pls share so i can afford my meds and doc next month 0/

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