YAY I Made A Smurf Twitter So I Could Get These Lol. Still More Work Than I’d Like But Eh, At Least

Why does tumblr think I want kinky explicit furry bear (adj) content in my life like you do you but I’m not here for gifs of jiggly big bellies and bare bear(noun) butts

“Based in your likes”

Dafuq does that mean?!?!

Is it the sonic stuff? It’s the sonic stuff isn’t it. Fucking autism got me on furry tumblr

I man @ask-friendly-spiderblog and @peter-parker-askblog

Feel free to hmu if you want to join!

Marvel Askverse

Some of my friends on tumblr have started making marvel ask blogs for comic book characters in order to have fun roleplaying as them. We encourage anyone who likes this idea to go ahead and get started with one yourself.

Just pick a character, use the hashtag: #marvel askverse, interact with the community, and come join our universe if you want.

(Note: we are not actually connected with Marvel or it's affiliates nor are we claiming to be.)

2 New-ish Gems I made. Meet Bixbite and Pink Sapphire.

Bixbite is a super high ranking gem, higher than sapphire, who helps run a space station for the Authority. She’s a very blunt character and, though she means the best, is generally rude and almost careless about what she says and does. She has literally no tact and just says things as they are or appear to be.

Sapphire works as an underlying to Bixbite. The stations resident sapphire and Bixbite’s best friend and advisor, she is the more diplomatic of the two. Her job mostly consists of smoothing the feathers Bixbite ruffles and apologizing for her bluntness.

The two are practically inseparable.

Bixbite is have the size of the average Sapphire.

Why the fuck do I get advertisements on my own blog? It’s my page why is this pornbot app content here I just want to look at my lack of notes

Somehow I’ve ended up on Fakemon Tumblr and Sonic AU Tumblr and it’s giving me ideas

In case you were wondering

No

I don’t spell check my posts before I post them

I only remember to do so after they’ve been posted like a professional nincompoop

That is me

I am the professional nincompoop

*high pitched screeching*

StEaM pOwErEd GiRaFfE

AlL sYsTeMs ArE GoOoOo

STOP REBLOGGIHN THAT FUCKGIN MEME POST ABOUT SPG I HATE IT SO MCUH KSKFKEKVJSNKSNVLSJVMD

DIDDY KONG ISNT HIS SON?!?!???? He’s his nephew?????!?

I suppose that makes sense but I was so proud of him for actually being a dad while every other protagonist cops out to uncle territory

And Donkey Kong isn’t married which when the characters were created meant he couldn’t have kids (generally speaking) can’t be having babies outta wedlock TIS a sinny sin sin

Also I just launched myself directly into a wasp with a barrel. This one level shouldn’t killing me so often. Rookie mistakes I guess

That being said Diddy being his nephew makes sense but there does seem to eh some debate on that as even the creators seem to have sorta shrugged about it. I mean, all the kings are apes but him. He’s a monkey, like an actual monkey. With a tail. He has to be adopted into the clan somehow

I’ve started playing the original donkey Kong country while I wait for my ward (my mother) to wake up and honestly this game is so cute.

Mmmmmmm monke

I didn’t realize you could actually play as Diddy Kong in this I thought he was just there as an npc but not. He’s like the tails to Sonics Donkey or Luigi to…actually no it plays more like sonic with him following you around but you can switch which character is in the lead so that’s fun

Passing down the mantle