I Don't Use This Account That Much

Still on my TOH brainrot and thinking about how Phillip basically made his own problems.

• His brother’s death (that caused him grief as seen when he was forced to revisit the memory) happened in the first place because he couldn’t accept that his brother loved a witch.

• Hunter offered to help with the curse but Phillip hated wild magic too much to consider it. He made Hunter turn away from him because of all the abuse he dealt.

• Luz was happy to assist him in finding The Collector and learning magic when she traveled to the past but Phillip ruined it after he tried to get Lillith killed. This led to a broken nose that would later mutate into the green gash that makes up a good portion of his face.

• The situation when the people Phillip hired assaulted him and threw his diary around only happened because he purposely got one of them killed and didn’t fulfill his promise of paying them.

• The Collector crushed Phillip into a pile of viscera because he refused to free them. They only expressed a desire to play with him before the betrayal.

It’s such a simple fact of kindness being rewarded with kindness and hatred getting thrown back at people who hate, but it makes me go wild. Luz befriended people regardless of how rude they were in the beginning because of her unwavering kindness and love of exploring new things. Phillip wanted to be an asshole first because he expected everyone else to act the same.

He’s so pathetic like a wet kitten left in a cardboard box except he sprayed water on the cardboard to get it wet and then sat in it.

I would need a hug...

antis when proshippers show basic respect: they’re clearly grooming you!!

I need him carnally

made this scene a gif because i cant stop thinking about the way ann snuggles up under her curls w that dopey little smile and im making it everyones problem

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

I’m so bored but anyways

I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would

Some Mouthwashing Works.