Guys I Have Never Played A Sonic Game, Yet I Am Currently Enthralled By The Franchise.

Study Says Over Half The People Are More Likely To Kiss Their Dogs Than Their Partners

What's stopping me from writing fanfic on this app like it Wattpad?

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

Why are there alt right people on Tumblr??? Hello?? Are you lost, perchance?

As she should.

my mom just told me shes considering divorcing my dad for political reasons lol. lmao even.

The Prophecy of Blood and Fire

A lapse in faith has started this war,

A broken home must be mended,

Even if you solve one problem,

The reign of peace has ended,

Beware the stranger from a far off land,

Though he has suffered loss and strife,

He will take you across the sea,

Where many dragons will lose their life,

Unless they are found and killed before their time,

The bastard eggs will hatch on the coldest night,

Their mother will try to keep them hidden,

But she will eventually have to fight,

Dragons are dying near and far,

The deaths will keep climbing higher,

Unless there is shed frozen tears,

Forever will last the reign of blood and fire.

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks …..

My mom said she might get me a snake for my birthday if I get a job this summer. I asked my dad too, and he responded with a Facebook reel that was completely unrelated.

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!