He Would Add That To His Manifesto

Oh my god Ser Pounce a lot is probably gone by Inquisition, let alone Veilguard. I’m never going to recover.

no one's ever done it like them (derogatory)

Star Trek + Social Commentary (context in the captions)

'Tough on crime' should mean proactive policies, not reactionary punishments.

Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

If your abuser went through abuse, it does not excuse them abusing you.

www.fortraumasurvivors.com

“I like Emmrich but he’s so OLD, why couldn’t they make him YOUNGER-“

YOU WILL FUCK THAT OLD MAN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

Even war couldn’t kill the drip

cuntiest man alive

I’ve recently started going out with this guy that has very similar taste as me, but hasn’t seen like half the things I’m super geeky about. This means I get to show him Star Wars, Star Trek, and Lord of the Rings to name a few, and I am so excited to get to do the “Did you KNOW, that in this scene Viggo Mortenson-“ to him. It’s great.