Nosy Anons Let's Go

OKAY SO LAST YEAR I HAD (and still do) HAD A CRUSH ON A BLONDE HAIRED METAL HEAD GUY WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL AND I HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE BUT OMFG I JUST SAW SOME GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE HIM BUT HE ROAD A MOTORCYCLE HSKD BC GENDGDJVEIZYEJEVIDHRJEVD

IM GIGGLING RN BRO WTF 😭

thoughts on the Minecraft movie

You know fucking what??? I hate Jack Black. How can one man do the same fucking shtick for 30 years and not be judicially punished for it? "ohh I'm jack black, I'm going to say this sentence in a overly enunciated way!!" Catchphrase!!! "ohh I'm gonna sing about bacon now. Ohhh it's Steves epic bacon song, b-b-bacon!! jazz hands! jazz hands!!" "I'm jack black, I'm going to do a kick, and then at the same time I'm going to say out loud "Karate KICK" and THATS THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT I SAID THE THING THAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING IN A STUPID FUCKING VOICE

I understand that he's nice and all, so he gets a pass. It's always 'Just let him do his thing, he's a friendly guy :)' - how about we let ALL the nice people in the world do what they want ??!!! And then we can throw one big happy nice-guy picnic, where we all tell each other how nice and awesome ALL of our ideas are ?? :3 !!! How about we ALL just agree to be polite, even when someone suggests something that objectively fucking SUCKS? Well, we let the nice guy run rampant on Minecraft and now the game is permanently scarred by this tumor of a film. I played Minecraft as a young teen, all the way back in Alpha. 2010. I feel like I just watched jack black puppeteer its limp rag-doll corpse through a crude slapstick routine. If he's so nice, why has he hurt me?

I’m sorry I’m not active on here I don’t get those weird brain farts where I’m just a comedic genius because my only 2 thoughts are music lyrics and “ow owie ouch my stummy hurtsss :(((“

the principal got onto me at the last minute of class today

if I get my stuff taken away I’m gonna try and kill myself /srs

I’m so fucking tiered of life and everyone hating me and I know I’m kinda being over dramatic rn but if I don’t have something to do I’ll start thinking and if I don’t have a way to get rid of those thoughts I wanna kms, this sounds cringy as shit but idgaf I’m being so fucking serious rn every time I get mad I wanna shoot up my fucking school and I have longer since I’ve gotten into tcc, I feel like I’m destined to either end up on my 500 pound life, or become a school shooter, I’ve been writing Dylan and Eric’s wrath and natural selection on my papers along with those weird hearts and 4/20/99

I don’t know how to end this but I do know how to end my life

My 100th post is my suicide letter wtf😭😭

I feel like all my friends hate me and I can’t vent to anyone about it because friend number one will just say “:( I’m so sorry about that” and not do anything, friend number 2 is apart of the problem, friend number 3 just never listens to me, in order to vent to friend 4 I’d have to confess that I’m in love with her, and friend 5 hates all of them and keeps saying “I don’t have any emotions 😔😡” so if I want emotional support she won’t do shit, SHE WONT EVEN FAKE IT LIKE WTF

Aspiring murder victim

Jokes on them this is AWSOME I’ll update along the way 🥰

In every single class that I’ve had today there’s been some kid that makes me wanna kms, some 7th grader walked into the stalls and said they wanted to beat someone up to their friends and then yelled out “no I’m not actually gonna beat someone up” unprovoked like wtf 😭😭😭