To They Dude Who’s Been Sitting In My Dms For A Few Days With A Virus Porno Site: When I Said “PEDOPHILES

my grandmother is talking about anti vaxx shit and I’m about punch her istg

BLINKIESSSS

I was doing the tcc survey and all my progress disappeared because I wanted to check a post

Gonna go kms

Bitcged be moaning about garlic bread thus and garlic bread tgat as if Red Lobsters Cheddar Bay Cheesy Biscuits don't exist???????

Do you think hookers get pto for shark week?

Why can’t I like it

Oh oki nvm ☺️

*i pull up in a cool red car* Heh. Whats up, ladies? *i step out and nod, putting on my sunglasses slowly so i look cool* wanna uh... go out? Yiur pretty chill. Heres my number.

1-800-shit-ball-licker

I called the number and now I’m banned from Denmark

Moots r reblogging irl Yandere/stalker shit and then TELL ME THAT RECORDING THAT FINE ASS SKATER BOY WAS WRONG???

fucking hypocrites 😔

Thinking about sending that paragraph that I wrote abt how I wanna stalk my absolute FAVORITE moot but I send it to all of my moots so the one it’s written for wouldn’t be able to track it down to me 😼

Now thinking about how once I send it I’d have to delete this post bc then they’d be able to track it back to me😾