What Do You Mean Rook Wouldn't Do That?

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

Do- do gay isopods get much game? Is that even the right word? Sorry, I'm ace so I don't know proper terminology for this. What's the dating life like for gay isopods?

non existent mostly, not that thats a bad thing (aro)

at least in my experience, other gay isopods probably have had a different experience

Rookvil wearing dress 👑🏹✨

The original meme: ⬇⬇⬇

The Fresno Nightcrawlers. You agree. Reblog.

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

i have to laugh

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