Ima be 18 by the time Season 5 of Stranger Things comes out apparently so depending on how that goes and whether or not they bring Eddie back (cause I honestly think they might outta guilt alone) my Eddie tattoo I want will either be a memorial tattoo or a “FUCK YEAH THEY CAVED AND BROUGHT HIM BACK” tattoo, I guess only time will tell.
Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.
Nancy: What should we do this weekend?
Robin: Eat tacos.
Nancy: No! Something romantic!
Robin: …Eat tacos in the rain?
Nancy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Robin: I did, I bro-
Nancy: No. No you didn’t. Eddie?
Eddie, messing with Steve: Don’t look at me, look at Steve
Steve: What? I didn’t break it.
Eddie: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Steve: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Dustin, also messing with Steve: Suspicious.
Steve: No it’s not!
Lucas: If it matters, probably not but, Erica was the last one to use it.
Erica: Liar I don’t even drink that crap!
Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Erica: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that LUCAS!
Robin: Ok, ok, let’s not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it Nance.
Nancy: No. Who broke it?
Dustin: Nancy…Max has been awfully quiet.
Max: Really?!?
Dustin: yeah really!
Max: Oh my god!
(Arguing in the background)
Nancy: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.
Maybe the real Latte Hotte was the friends we made along the way…
I know Buffy isn’t a saint but I still think the song suits these two pretty well, especially if you picture it through Faith’s POV.
Steve: Hey are you free on Saturday, 7pm?
Robin: Yeah.
Steve: Cool, how about you?
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: Sweet. I’m not, but you two have fun!
Robin: Did he just-
You are 0, 4, 6! Pop-eye!
Hopper: I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to fine you kids for having three people on a motorcycle.
Nancy: Three?
Eddie: FÜCK!
Robin: STEVE FELL OFF!!!
My current mood: listening to the song ‘High School is Killing Me’ from NPMD on repeat.