jason, a few years later, dragging in a small, barely a preteen tim by the back of his collar: hey so i saw this lil guy alone at the gala last night so i brought him home
bruce, not learning from the first time and waving it off to finally sleep off the stress from the gala: that's nice, jaylad
. . .
[at breakfast]
bruce, confused by there being 3 young boys at the table: wait, when did-
jason, without missing a beat: too late, alfred said we can keep him
dick, with tears in his eyes: they grow up so fast
bruce: ... *sighs* tim, pass the salt
13 y/o dick grayson, holding 9 y/o jason todd like a stray cat: bruce, i got a little brother!
bruce, doing paperwork for WE, not paying attention: that’s great, chum
. . .
bruce, several hours later: wait, what?!
dick: it’s okay, alfred said we can keep him!
i dont watch good omens but that angel and demon? love them, hope theyre doing great
meirl
Tim: I don't think we can Blackmail, Bully, Babygirl our way out of this one guys
Dick: Tim, what-
Jason, grinning: BOMBS IT IS
Pride Month is upon us again and so it is time to repost my little guy, Hue! I’m wishing everyone a safe, supportive, positive, and enlightening Pride, whether you’re all the way “out” or not!
I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it
Bruce knows he can’t scold his children on gala etiquette because he himself had none.
Baby Bruce was a kid who imitated an innocent baby rabbit in looks only. He’ll sit nice and quiet between his parents, watching everyone with his autistic eyes, and suddenly be like.
“Uncle Philip dwinks a lot. Daddy doesn’t wike any of you. “ He gives Carmine Falcone a Look. “Especially you. He says you give him tummy ache.”
Then he goes back to being cute and eating his dessert. Alfred chews back a laugh.
Books listed
💕 The Faithless by C.L. Clark 💕 Icebreaker by A.L. Graziadei 💕 The Immeasurable Depth of You by Maria Ingrande Mora 💕 The Luis Ortega Survival Club by Sonora Reyes 💕 Forever Is Now by Mariama J. Lockington 💕 Highly Suspicious and Unfairly Cute by Talia Hibbert 💕 Stars in Their Eyes: A Graphic Novel by Jessica Walton 💕 The Disasters by M.K. England 💕 The Secret Summer Promise by Keah Brown 💕 Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao 💕 Scoring a Spouse by Liz Lincoln 💕 Other bound by Corinne Duyvis 💕 Play It Again by Aidan Wayne 💕 Dark Pines by Will Dean 💕 Izzy at the End of the World by K.A. Reynolds 💕 In The Ring by Sierra Isley 💕 Dearly Departed by Heather Novak 💕 Monstersona by Chloe Spencer
okay spiderverse au where izuku is the guy in the chair for katsuki; he's had to come out once or twice as like a sidekick or smth to help out katsuki in a pinch (not that he'd admit it but izuku knows and just does it because who's gonna stop him? definitely not katsuki)
he also calls katsuki "katsuki" cause i say so and in this au they would be more acquaintances since they grew out of eo during childhood but izuku calls him kacchan when he wants to annoy or tease him
katsuki only calls him "deku" when he's out as spiderman and is talking to him through the communicator in his suit (izuku, with the help of hatsume, remade his more,,, rudimentary outfit)
izuku: really? ur gonna go out in that?
katsuki, in big platform boots, cargo pants, a tank top, domino mask and vambraces on his arms: stfu
izuku found out about katsuki being spiderman p fast
katsuki: what do u want nerd?
izuku: oh yk mom and i were watching the news last night and this article came up and yk, its so interesting-
katsuki: get to the fuckin point
izuku: -dont interrupt me unless u DONT want a more high-quality suit for ur next patrol
katsuki: next patrol? what-
izuku: ur spiderman arent u
katsuki:
izuku:
katsuki: ... stupid shitty nerd and his stupid shitty observation skills
izuku: yeah anyways, ur coming with me after school ;)
katsuki: wait-
hatsume, ofc, has a million and one ideas for gadgets for the team
katsuki: will this shit explode again?
hatsume, with a wide grin: only ur enemies
katsuki, grinning feraly: perfect
and other times...
hatsume: so i got a new idea for the magnet boots babies-
katsuki: no.
hatsume: wait-
katsuki: no, that shit almost ripped me apart. no.
hatsume, pouting: ur no fun, when have i ever [izuku and katsuki open their mouths to answer] no dont answer that
he/they || a shakespearean tragedy in the making ✨️ || i dabble in random arts 🎨 || you're welcome to take any of my word vomit as prompts/inspo/etc 💭 just pls tag me so i can see it || i'm mainly here for vibes 🙂↕️
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