Yk I Was Expecting A Turn But That Was About 2 Lefts, A Right, A U-turn, Had To Go Back Cause We Missed

yk i was expecting a turn but that was about 2 lefts, a right, a u-turn, had to go back cause we missed an exit, made a break stop, before finally getting the highway and landing what

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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*idk where this would be set but at least for hunter, this is BEFORE kings tide*

hunter, after explaining a bit of where he came from and his role in the emperor's cover: my uncle... is not a merciful man.

dick, leaning to bruce to whisper: if u dont adopt him, i will

tim, sleep deprived and already between cases: *has already a stack of information on phillip wittebane and is working on getting hunter legal papers and prepping the adoption ones*

jason and damian, after loading up and sharpening their weapons: excuse us, we have an appointment/LETS GO KICK SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST ASS

duke, in gear cause he just got back from patrol: *sees hunter* huh, new brother?

cass, following jason and damian out the door: new brother!

steph and alfred: *making bets as to when hunter will be officially adopted*


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1 year ago
Peace Was Never An Option.
Peace Was Never An Option.

Peace was never an option.

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idk who needs to hear this, but always be mindful of a man who runs and fights in sandals. those mf are TERRIFYING.


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5 months ago

stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care if a nazi has a stutter or a terf has thinning hair or whatever. at best youre missing the point, at worst your comments are gonna hurt vulnerable people more than they will ever affect the shitty person you’re mocking. why are you so attached to these bullshit standards anyway?

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1 year ago

EMBRACING HIS KENERGY

reyislikesotired - ☆ REY ☆
1 year ago

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

tweet from Dan Amira @DanAmira
I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.
12:03 PM · Jul 17, 2023
included is a photo of a 2 bros pizza
gonna go one brother at a time
photo of a 3 bros pizza
no surprises so far
photo of four brothers pizza
getting to be a lot of brothers but this was expected
photo of five brothers kitchen & cafe
fine, sure
photo of six brothers diner
gotta be getting close to the end now...
photo of cafe taverna barbcue seven brothers

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

come on really
photo of 8 brothers meat market & deli
all right what the fuck
photo of a menu for nine brother's restaurante y pizzeria which has a lobster on it for some reason
this is absolute madness
photo of ten brothers hot soup restaurant
I feel like I'm going insane 
photo of eleven brothers kahvalti & mutfack
having trouble with the kerning and font, sorry if I got the spelling incorrect
who is giving birth to all these brothers
photo of review page for twelve brothers bar pizza
maybe there is no upper limit to restaurant brothers. maybe it's infinite. maybe we aren't meant to know.
photo of 13 brothers pastelaria e mandiocaria
I'm scared. I wish I never started this. I want it to be over. This is a cursed thread.
photo of a 14 brothers deli & grocery corp.
yes corp.  not co-op.
I'm weeping. I miss my family.
photo of los 15 hermanos restaurant
I…I think it’s over. I’m covered in sweat.
Gonna spend the rest of my life searching for a 16 Brothers deli and also terrified that I might find it
Well, guess what this means in Portuguese
quote tweeting a post showing a screenshot of a xvi irmaos marmitas
fuck yes, let's do this, I fear nothing.
screenshot of a map search giving a result of the location of 17 brothers breakfast
Dan Amira
@DanAmira
I think I’m stuck again. Please, everyone, I am putting out a worldwide call for some kind of food establishment involving 18 Brothers. It can be a restaurant, a deli, a food truck, a caterer, whatever. I need this. I can’t go back to the way things were. We’ve come too far.
9:22 PM · Jul 17, 2023

Help a guy out. He's stuck. Who's got 18 brothers who all wanna cook. (source)

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I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.


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