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bottling some more assorted things for patreon last month

this is how xmen should be btw just a bunch of unemployed queers ages twenty one to three hundred all having vaguely dated each other under the control of their mom-friend's ex husband who is a radical leftist faggot with a mile long rap sheet and a propensity for terrorism! there are no child soldiers in this bitch only infighting leftists with no life skills suitable to capitalism

little sillies before going to bed

reverse robins but make it fantasy :)

(jason can turn into something like the windigo, tim is a harpy, and cass is a [edited 11/7/24: a spider mutant, spider hybrid, spider human, whatever. she has extra spider limbs!])

you, my friend, are so right.

they would almost DEFINITELY smooch.

kinda just imagining them now as these non human beings have a relationship that just kinda is; they never made anything official or 'ended' things, they vibed.

they both make sure that when bruce is grounded, he is GROUNDED. if he somehow manages to get past alfred, gotham would make sure all his masks were missing (or something small like that, annoying but causes delays for bruce.)

they're more lenient to the kids (cause grandparent behavior fjdkd)

i'm pretty sure there are similar hc to this but the headcanon i have about mr alfred pennyworth -one that you can pry from my dead cold hands- is that he's some kind of eldritch creature that took interest in humanity a few centuries ago and decided to become part of human society.

he was intrigued and fascinated by them so he chose to live among them, as one of them. he doesn't wish to alter anything majorly; yeah he's been part of wars and whatnot, but he mainly enjoys watching and observing how humanity grows all on their own.

alfred pennyworth was not his first name, but it's the one he's come to cherish the most because of the memories that come attached.

the batclan know yet not know. they CHOOSE not to know. cause alfred is alfred.

there have been huge uncanny valley-esque moments, but it's wtv cause alfred. is. alfred.

like when the lights always flicker when alfred is immensely displeased with someone. or how alfred always seems to understand the message, no matter how vague, or even non-verbal, you are about it. or how alfred always seems fine no matter how many years have passed. or how strong and able bodied he seems to be. or how he's always there, just when you need assistance. or how he knows where everyone is at any time. or how you would think he'd be a bit forgetful in his old age, but the man remembers every tiny detail, from things like mentioning you liked art to things like what color were the socks he laid out for one of his charges. or how even the gotham rogues know to steer clear of that butler because last time one of them tried, well, they haven't spoken on the subject but arkham staff say that they have been quiet ever since, only occasionally scream for no apparent reason when left alone for too long.

alfred is alfred, any bat would say. and that's what it is, really. alfred is alfred.

extra: when you go to the museum, you can see small little depictions of him in old paintings and even writings about a creature who took to mankind and made it its mission to nurture and care those who were down on their luck and help them achieve a higher purpose. alfred was there for many others before the batclan but he will admit that the batclan is so far who he has become fondest of.

OKAY BUT LISTEN WHERES THE OWL HOUSE AU THAT THE COVEN HEADS (AKA RAINE, LILITH, DARIUS AND EBERWOLF) NOTICE WHAT HUNTERS GOING THROUGH EARLY ON AND INSTEAD OF GOING ABOUT IT LIKE THEY DID, THEY ACTUALLY HELP AND CARE FOR HIM??

ik i saw one where raine noticed and they took it upon themselves to help in tiny ways w/o the emperor noticing BUT wheres the one where lilith, the emperors coven head, notices first?? and actually does smth about it??

lilith: edalyn what do i do? hes a child yes but hes the emperor's nephew but he has so MANY scars and-

eda, chugging her 3rd apple blood while burping a baby king: *burps obnoxiously* how do u feel about adoption?

lilith then starts taking over hunter's training and giving him more free time. she tells the emperor that the reason why he goes to hexside often is so he can keep an eye on how they conduct things but really it was so he could be around people his age. this is him before being the golden guard btw :p more like training to become one. hunter thinks its some sort of undercover mission (lilith told him that) and behaves as so. think like that flyer derby ep when he first arrived and tried to get kids to join a coven. that. then he chilled out after a few weeks and

lilith is VERY slow on catching that hunter's got a crush. she first thought it was a fever and had him bedrest for 2 days before eda cackled and explained to her what it really was when lilith asked her about it.

eda: he's a growing boy, entering his teens, his hormones are everywhere, and theyre looking at a certain green witch

lilith getting all excited when hunter wins his first flyer derby game is smth i need to see/read yall

idk what else rn but i might add more to this later :p

Guess who just watched sonic 3

so i made a thing...

jason todd, the red hood: [trauma dumps]

rin okumura, son of satan: ... that's rough, buddy

rin okumura is literally another black haired, blue-eyed orphan with big daddy issues; he and jason would be quick friends. bruce is probably having his batsenses go off like crazy, knowing there's a child who fits his MO to adopt

Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones

u cannot tell me this was NOT a deleted scene cause it sure as hell was i tell u that, source: trust me bro

Here's this stupid animatic video that's been sitting in my gallery for almost a year because I never finished it. I thought it would be better to just share it even if the second half is sketchy