I'm So Sorry If I've Been Spam-liking Your Posts! I Was Just Scrolling Your Blog And Forgot To Think

On a completely unrelated topic, any volunteers for a kinky mind flayer adventure?

Horny TTRPG gamenight where the players all have remote/app controlled vibes in them they can't take out, and the DM is in control of them all

During combat any time you take damage the vibrator turns on for a duration and intensity equal to the damage.

If an npc tries to charm you, you don't roll to save, the DM actually tries hypnotizing you and you have to try (and probably fail) to resist

When your player dies, the fun's not over, the DM leaves your vibrator on full blast for the rest of the night, either making you cum over & over and/or turning you into an overstimulated mess

The game ends when your party defeats all the bad guys, or when you all become the DMs devoted playthings

So many likes and reblogs, but not one brave soul has sent me a character concept yet.

Who wants in on a horny hypno D&D game? I promise to hypnotize everyone into being on time, and give you all phantom sense triggers for when the succubi and incubi invade.

If I were your personal trainer ghost I’d get you up at 6am daily.

But you wouldn’t get out of bed until 8.

Assuming your legs were still working then.

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

Always!

Reblog if you want Asks/Messages from your followers in your inbox

I can think of some things you can do that don’t involve your brain at all. In fact, I can shut it off for you

I'm so bad at writing I'm too dumb to do anything 😋

Have I made it up to ear nibbles yet?

If I bomb your blog with like 10 likes in the space of 15 minutes I want you to think of it as planting lil kisses all over your face

Reblog if you wanna be hypnotized by my pretty titties

One minute of me fucking myself with a dildo

I never recorded myself like this before, hope all of the Men on here like it 🤭

Happy world hypnosis day!

Up and down to turn us on, left and right to hypnotize us

🫣💕up and down or left to right?