“the Most Accurate Description Of My Voice Is The World’s Most Unenthusiastic Handjob” (x)

He’s helping I swear.

MALEC + ‘the longest time’ lyrics by Billy Joel

I don't even remember who I was Thursday morning. Thursday morning I'd see a deancas edit and go either "aw that's cute" or "ow my heart" but now my only reaction is just feral screaming

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Me getting ready to read a new 100k+ fic until 3am:

Brian May: I have the best and most iconic hair in rock!

The rest of Queen: Rude.

The Beatles: Rude.

Slash: Rude.

Robert Plant: Incredibly rude.

Dee Snider: Very rude.

David Coverdale: Excuse you!

Axl Rose: Who asked you?

Jon Bon Jovi: Fuck off.

Jim Morrison: This bitch!

The entirety of Mötley Crue: (cracks knuckles).

The entirety of Poison: (offended gasping).

ever heard of a ghost thats alive? red version