Carmen raised an eyebrow. Of course Daan would say something like that. She had gotten used to at least 90% of the Dutch children spouting insults at her. Actually, she was used to most of her former colonies hating her.
She pursed her lips a bit and pushed her sunglasses on top of her head. “If you’re going to insult me, be more creative about it. I’ve heard hostel/brother jokes as many times as you and your siblings have insulted me.” She wasn’t about to let them get to her. Not today.
“Besides, only good children get treats. And most of these are saved for your Papa.”
Daan stared at the Spanish lady with wide eyes and a jaw that would not stop dropped, until he finally was able to say something. “Isn’t that where whores stay?” That earned him a punch in his shoulder from his twin.
“You dumbass, that’s a brothel, not a hostel! Haha, are you gonna annoy the shit out of Pap?”
@resolduende
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Squishy!
{ Send me 'Squishy!' For my muse's reaction to yours grabbing/fondling their chest. } surprised carmen is surprised. her chest - her lovely, ample chest - was being fondled. by who? she did not know. though whoever’s hands it was... they felt rather skilled. maybe. it had been a little bit of time since anyone had gotten at her chest, whether sexually or playfully. hence, the look of surprise on her face. ❝ wh-what??? ❞ she blinked & looked at the hands. feminine looking? did she know of anyone with hands looking that good? ❝ um- hi? can you release your hands from my boobs please? ¿por favor? ❞
"I bought two." he commented with a friendly wink. (Flavio)
the spaniard perked up at the other’s words. there was a clear look of confusion on her face as described by the slight tilt of her head & her furrowed yet delicately trimmed eyebrows. ❝ bought two of what? you have to be clear with me, as 90 percent of the time I usually have no clue what is going on. ❞ much like her male counterpart antonio, carmen was always confused &/or oblivious to a lot of things.
Remember when we were actually nice to each other?
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Congrats, hermano. 39 whole points? So proud of you
[ it’s been a while, everyone!! I’m only partially dead, but here! I’m slowly getting dragged back info the fandom here, and hopefully soon, I can get back to my place here. <3 ]
[ Sorry, I’m not as active on here as I used to be. I’ve been busy with school and work, and I’ve also moved platforms. I’ve moved to discord, but I’ll still be available here.
My discord is wannabe space royal#0360 if you want to add me or whatever. ]
“Mm... Let me be worried for you. That’s what friends do for each other. They worry.”
Carmen tapped her nails on the wooden table in the kitchen, glancing between the clock on the wall and her red fingernails.
“Please. You’re going to make yourself sick, & I know from experience how you get when you’re sick.”
“My darling. You need to relax. You’re overworking yourself. Come home...”
❛ and that, carmen, is what one might consider an exaggeration. ❜ he points out, smirking into his phone at the jest. at least he could see the value in light humour. ❛ i think you’ll find i’m very relaxed. i do appreciate the concern, but i assure you, i’m fine. ❜
Honey, I'm delighted of your interest in becoming friends with me but- you should probably choose your words carefully when we're anywhere my brother can hear. He is not too... fond of the idea of anyone 'having' any of us. Oh, by the way, I made cheese puffs before coming here, hopefully you'll like them. (Flavio)
out of that entire paragraph of speech, all carmen really understood was back away from the brothers & that he had made cheese puffs. well, it was a good thing he dropped by now because the poor girl was kind of hungry. & she was too lazy at that moment to get up to make food. this girl had a nation to run & an economy to fix. let her rest. ❝ oh, uh... i guess i’ll leave you boys be then. but you can totally drop those cheese puffs with me. i’ll be sure to bring the container back next week for dinner. what kind of cheese did you use? i haven’t had cheese puffs in a while. ❞
she let out a quiet scoff, rolling her eyes. ❝ oh ye of little faith. i don’t pay full price for anything. i’m too broke for that! ❞ she pointed to the box & smiled. ❝ but i saw it in a pawn shop when i was in Switzerland & got it for you. i hope you like it. ❞
resolduende
the Spaniard nodded, holding up a small box to the way taller man. ❝ i give gifts to all my family. even if one of them reproduces like a rabbit. ❞ her eyes flashed before she laughed a little. oh please don’t murder her. she enjoys life. ❝ this one’s yours. i couldn’t remember if you were the type to have gold or silver stored away in case of an international economy collapse. so i got you some silver. ❞
Tim flashed her an unamused glance. “You do remember I was a kid myself when I got most of them?” But he didn’t actually comment further on it, he was too interested what was in that small box. “Gold, actually. Gold doesn’t lose value when economies differ.” He muttered as he opened the box to reveal a silver watch, with an adjustable strap. His eyebrows raised in surprise as he raised his head as well to look back at her. “Did you… pay full price for this?”