We Need To Make A List Of Trivia New Dream Smp Fans Should Know, I'll Start

So, I love ocean

Blue the adventure cat

anyone please ask your crush out like this

To fight ice with fire is reckless.

This is thirteen's motto

Introverts unite!

in these trying times i have made up the concept of a star trek musical

Modern Fairytales: Cinder

“Soon, the whole world would be searching for her–Linh Cinder. A deformed cyborg with a missing foot. A Lunar with a stolen identity. A mechanic with no one to run to, nowhere to go. But they will be looking for a ghost.”

Kate Messner - Everything sucks

This is all absolutely amazing and valid, the Vantablack Sheets alone are genius. But I Refuse to think he does not have the cheapest grossest liquor to drown his sorrows in when an ange- NoOne, no one at all cancels plans or gets mad at him or otherwise fails to recognize Crowley is always (1) moment away from being run over by his anxiety

an inventory of anthony j. crowley’s flat

14 stress plants™ whose dirt has absorbed so much anxiety it would send anyone who touched it to hospital

1 lectern from exact geographical location of angelic rescue, retrieved when no one was looking as bomb sirens were malfunctioning for some reason

1 table that has inspired zero (0) fantasies of being plowed vigorously upon it by any angels at all 

1 throne, only incidentally covered in carved winged creatures, which was there when occupant moved in

1 bed, 6000-year-old white feather decoupaged onto headboard at owner’s request

1 pair of Vantablack sheets, obtained without the permission of artist with whom current owner is in bitter longtime dispute 

1 television/1 not television, depending on the time of day

1 sculpture depicting recreational masculine sport, for fitness inspiration

0 lights

1 sketch by artist with lustful designs, whose attention needed to be diverted for very important infernal reasons

1 safe containing 1 thermos of holy water, which has remained in safe for 50 years and has never been taken out occasionally and cried over

1 copy of Extremely Big Book of Astronomy, with “Holiday with Angel?” scribbled and then crossed out and then scribbled again five times in margins of section on Alpha Centauri

1 pair of snakeskin Louboutins

5 bags of cat food for Gorgo, the neighborhood cat whose cuddling and purrs are very annoying

1 citrus juicer