TIS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me when i remember that shifting and manifestation exists 🔥🔥🔥🔥

going through a mental breakdown? have you tried writing fanfiction?

no

guys trust me your ocs are 120% prettier when they're beaten and bruised and one step away from death's door as they're left alone in the rain

Just so you all know, in the further interest of mocking the shit out of Felon Musk, moving forward I will be referring to "DOGE" as "DOUCHE," or the Department Of Unlawfully Curtailing Health and Education. Partly because that's what it really is and I think it's important to draw attention to that (especially the "unlawfully" part), partly because Kabosu deserves better, partly because Elon thinks he's so cool for naming a "department" for a meme and I want to take that from him, but also because Elon is exactly the kind of person who'd find "douche" to be the absolute worst kind of insult, and this way I can call him "the DOUCHE head."

Join me. Make him whine and wail on TV that it's not DOUCHE, it's DOGE. I want to see his shit shredded. Append it to him so thoroughly he can't get away from it.

"Yeah! OUR daughter!"

"... uhm, whoops?"

Writing Prompt #2988

"You forgot the child?!"

"It sounds terrible when you say it like that! He's twelve! It's not like I left a toddler behind!"

I dunno, sounds kinda suspicious to me.

UNFORTUNATELY, I will be out of classes for most of tomorrow, because I feel like I’m coming down with something *coughs unconvincingly*

ANYWAY @the-official-padfoot @the-greatest-stag-man and @pete-loves-jelly-beans will you walk me down to the hospital wing? *sniffles suspiciously*

reblogging for my essa!!

As requested, here's a tutorial on how I do my kandi muzzles! Hopefully it explains my process well enough, I'm not too good at explaining things.

@tired-toutured-barista look look its me omg