He's A Regular There

Waiting until Alice makes a joke about shipping Chester & Norris

Waiting until Alice finds out Chester & Norris are gay

I can’t stand some Arther Lester designs, not because they aren’t good or the drawings are bad, but because they all look like my debate coach. The other day I saw one and had to do a double take because it was literally just my teacher MY WHOLE ASS TEACHER but with a few scars. I fear this fandom is a prison 👹👹👹

THE MEG IS LITERALLY THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME BESIDES SMOKIN ACES

fritz is watching The Meg and has been keeping updated about it via snapchat videos and I have decided that I’m on the big shark’s side

yeah I’m sorry you’re experiencing The Horrors but I was doing a velociraptor impression

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

“Y-yeah lol that would be so boring haha!” I say, as I cover a suspiciously Alyssa Grenfell shaped lump.

girl help I’m stuck in a church listening to a boring man yap about why mormons are wrong I DO NOT CARE LEAVE ME ALONE I AM NOT MORMON NOBODY IN THIS BUILDING IS MORMON FUCK OFFFF

Hmmmmmhow do I find the zest in life again?

Chat I’m cooking up smth so diabolical it’s not even funny

I found out that an irl is a fellow malevolent listener! Unfortunately, I hate her guts.

Bro I’ve been listening to the recent episodes like my life depends on it (pls it’s so good), if you wanna skip a few episodes you can ask me what the plot is fr

grant me the power to immediately listen to ALL OF A PODCAST all at once and retain all of the information and enjoy it please. (I want so badly to be caught up on Welcome to Night Vale but it’s soooo long and I don’t have enough hours in the day to listen to podcasts and retain information about them)